yourunichase: (explosive)
Miss Parker ([personal profile] yourunichase) wrote2011-11-30 10:15 am


[Have a shoe, Barge. A left Jimmy Choo stiletto to be precise. A very expensive strappy stiletto which has it's heel hanging off like she'd snapped it some how. The show is dropped onto a pile of several other expensive pairs of shoes, and then there is Parker's ice cold eye.]

You owe me thirty-seven fucking pairs of shoes, Admiral. Good ones, the ones that those little fuckers broke. All left shoes. Every. Single. Fucking. One.

Does anyone have any shoes I can borrow until he comes through? I wear a size eight.
tobecaprican: (will your system be alright)

[personal profile] tobecaprican 2011-11-30 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, love. [ All the sympathy! All the. Mildly amused sympathy. ]
tobecaprican: (make me laugh and sign this autograph)

[personal profile] tobecaprican 2011-12-01 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes he just goes too far, doesn't he.

[identity profile] 2011-11-30 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn, they definitely know how to hit where it hurts.

[identity profile] 2011-12-02 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Won't get any arguments from me on that.
una_persson: (fedora)

[personal profile] una_persson 2011-11-30 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh Parker. Una feels your pain.]

I wear a 40—I think that's the equivalent to a US seven-and-a-half. It would be a tight fit, but you're welcome to try.

[identity profile] 2011-12-03 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
That's horrible! Don't worry, they'll get what's coming to them. The world has a way of settling the score.

[For everything else, there's witchcraft and belladonna.]

I have an extra pair of sandals that might fit you, if you're interested.