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Miss Parker ([personal profile] yourunichase) wrote2012-04-18 01:07 am

[Video.]

So. I need to ask: do you people like food? I like food. Food is one of those things in life that make things better.

You know what else there is about food? Feeding this many people is a fucking bitch to do. There are a hundred fucking people aboard this ship (and yes, I'm counting vampires as people too) and that's a part of portions for three squares a day.

It's even fucking worse when you look at how many people are on each shift. [Parker ticks things off on her fingers when she mentions them.] Breakfast: Iroh, Hannibal, Lua. Lunch: Seven, Isaac, Jim. Dinner: Me, Wanda, Hoffman who graduated and Reaver.

In short? We need fucking bodies, people. Sign inmates up to help. Everyone pitches in and things get easier.

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If people don't start to sign up, I vote sandwiches.

[Private to the Admiral]
Ramen. Give me a metric fuckton of ramen in case we need it. I'm taking a page out of Paddy's book.

[Private to Erik]
Where are you?

[OOC: Got the list of where people work from here ]

Private; no way this can go wrong

[personal profile] peter_vincent 2012-04-18 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, guess who's inmate doesn't have a job? Yup, this guy's. Right here.]

I got one I can send your way. Just one question: is there any fire in the kitchen? From the stoves or... anything at all?

[personal profile] peter_vincent 2012-04-18 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean, one on a magical spaceship jail that occasionally turns people into walking mood rings? No, sorry, can't say I have before. I should get on that, though. My to-do list and all that.
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[personal profile] peter_vincent 2012-04-18 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, now. That is a bit of a problem. Unless you'd rather your employees possibly dying by sudden fireball, I probably shouldn't put John in there.

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[personal profile] some_kinda_hero 2012-04-18 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, good luck with the help wanted ad. Kay and I both have been asking for help and so far, I'm still understaffed in the gym. If my dogs could multitask, I'd so make them help out.
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[personal profile] some_kinda_hero 2012-04-18 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I saw yours, heh. I could start closing the gym?
some_kinda_hero: (Ffff yeeaah | Uh oh)

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[personal profile] some_kinda_hero 2012-04-19 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I know. I was only thinking that that would be what pushes people to help out - no gym, no stress release. [Weak laugh.] But sections could work, too.

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[personal profile] an_abomination 2012-04-20 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt but if you need someone to help out at the gym I could.
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[personal profile] some_kinda_hero 2012-04-20 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
OhmyGod, no, please, interrupt away if you're seriously willing to help! We haven't met yet, I'm Claire.
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[personal profile] an_abomination 2012-04-20 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm Superboy. [Really needs to get himself a civilian name one of these days.] I was going to offer to help out with food, but I'd be a lot more useful in the gym.
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[personal profile] some_kinda_hero 2012-04-20 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
It's nice to almost meet you. And, hey, I hate to ask this so soon, and I don't mean for it to come off as rude, but I need to know, are you a Warden or Inmate? It's just, Inmates need permission from their own charge first.

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How about a log?

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[personal profile] not_annika 2012-04-18 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
In the interest of efficiency, I agree.
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[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2012-04-18 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
This mean I don't get the job? Because I already told my warden and everything. That's gonna be awkward. [He doesn't actually sound upset. Or triumphant. He's just a troll.]
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[personal profile] grand_lotus 2012-04-18 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Agreed. Though for breakfast, porridge is easier to make in quantity.

[And people'll hate it more.]
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[personal profile] wecanavenge 2012-04-18 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Where would you like me to be?
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[personal profile] darknessb4me 2012-04-21 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
Why do we even have kitchens?

That's not rhetorical. Just dropping rations on us once a month would be much less of a security flaw.

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