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Nov. 30th, 2011 10:15 am
yourunichase: (explosive)
[Have a shoe, Barge. A left Jimmy Choo stiletto to be precise. A very expensive strappy stiletto which has it's heel hanging off like she'd snapped it some how. The show is dropped onto a pile of several other expensive pairs of shoes, and then there is Parker's ice cold eye.]

You owe me thirty-seven fucking pairs of shoes, Admiral. Good ones, the ones that those little fuckers broke. All left shoes. Every. Single. Fucking. One.

Does anyone have any shoes I can borrow until he comes through? I wear a size eight.

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Jul. 30th, 2011 02:07 pm
yourunichase: (flood: banana)
[Parker is a slow loris, and she's trying to avoid being seen as she heads down the hallway to the kitchens in order to find some fruit. Of course, she's hard to miss as Parker, because this adorable little climby creature is swearing like a sailor.]

I am going to fucking kill the Admiral. I'm going to kill him, then wait for him to come back, then kill him again.
yourunichase: (look down)
Well now that all of that bullshit is done...


[Added after, with Kota approval.]

Who can fucking cook a turkey?

[Private to the Admiral]
Alright, asshole, the last week sucked, but give us turkey's for Thanksgiving. Turkeys and all the things that goes with them. We need a good fucking meal.

[Private to Paddy.]
How much do you know about Thanksgiving?
yourunichase: (lonely)
[Barge Filter]
Only the fucking Master could fucking find a place and make it fucking worse than the barge. You almost need to fucking respect him fucking for it.

Has anyone fucking seen McCoy? I think I need a fucking Doctor.

Private
It's fucking awkward that by the fucking Barge's clock, my mother has now been fucking dead longer than I've been alive.

I fucking hate April 14th. I fucking hate it a lot.

[Parker's got an ulcer. Her ulcer is currently bleeding. This may or may not killer; I haven't decided yet.]
yourunichase: (Watching)
Well thank fucking god that's over. At least I can leave my room without having to worry about friends people I know punching me in the fucking face.

Denise, I need more fucking smokes.
yourunichase: (Watching)
I don't give a flying fuck about whoever the fuck it is that has everyone in a fucking uproar. It's just one more twisted fuck in an already fucked assortment.

BUT TO FUCKING CLOSE THE FUCKING PUB IS FUCKING GOD DAMN BULLSHIT.

Dear Admiral,

FUCK YOU.

Edited Private to the Manly men gang.

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