[Video post, and Parker's sitting at the pool table on level six shuffling a deck of cards. For those who were invited, it's worth noticing this is where Parker used to hold poker games. It's been a while, but hey, maybe she's trying. At her elbow there's a glass with an amber liquor in it, and an ashtray with a cigarette burning away. From the amount of ash on it, Parker probably just lit it and left it going.
This was going to be a big speech, but after a couple of seconds of not being able to start it, she just says:]
Fuck it. Poker tonight at eight. Be there or be square. We play for favors, wardens bring booze and inmates are on their best behavior. Cheating earns you the Severus Snape special. [Don't make Parker shoot you in the foot, assholes.] So does being stupid.
[A sigh and Parker locks eyes with the camera]
Don't get stupid.
[Then she flicks the settings on her journal.]
[Private to Kay.]
You and me are getting together before this if you want.
[Private to Narvin]
You're always invited, even if you don't fucking feel like coming.
[Private to the Admiral]
Look, give me someone before the end of the month.I'm sick and tired of waiting. Either give me someone or let me fucking go home.