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[yourunichase]

God fucking damn it. Why do I feel like I haven't moved in weeks? What the fuck? Why the hell do I need to have to deal with a fucking flood in addition to all of you lovely people?

What the fucking hell?

[Edited after learning of her two week absence.]

Alright, what the fuck have I missed while I've been gone. Where the hell is Paddy?

[Parker's back because I fail at making sure I have the source material for her canon update and because Hulu switched over to season 1 rather then four without announcing they were gonna be do doing it. Derp. She'll be going off again sometime next week. Also, clearly affected as hell.]

Comments

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

You're back!

[yourunichase]

I didn't fucking go anywhere. I talked to you yesterday. Jesus fucking... I talked to everyone yesterday. Is the flood some sort of amnesia?

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

You've been gone.

[yeehawkiller.livejournal.com]

[Insta♥]

What's got you all riled up, darlin'?

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Isn't it a little futile to be asking why here? You've been here longer that I have. Long enough to know that it won't get you answers.

[yourunichase]

God damn it. Fuck this fucking lovely boat full of caring people.

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

...what?

[yourunichase]

This fucking barge. Who the fuck are you, new person?

[yourunichase]

Probably. Apparently in recovering from losing two fucking weeks I also lost my god damn mind.

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

And long enough to know not to talk to you, you--- handsome and wonderful man.

[yourunichase]

Apparently this is the fucking flood. You need to say nice things about people you don't like. Thankfully, I like you and you're going to be fine.

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Why do you say that?

[yourunichase]

Judas don't fucking talk to to the man with the wonderful hair.

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

Are you alright after coming back?

[Private, because he's getting a little territorial]

Are you actually talking to Iago?

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he's talking to you for purely innocent reasons, the darling.

[yourunichase]

I don't even remember being gone.

[Private]

Of course not. Why the fuck would I talk to the expressive Shakespearian character?

This is just screwing with people to screw with them. Really.

Noooooot affected, obviously

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Shut the hell up, Judas.

Yeeeep.

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

Why are you talking to her in the first place, sweetest man on the Barge?

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

That's not too good of a sign.

[Private]

Why can't he stick to his flower-covered corner of the Barge? I don't suppose I could ask for a drink even if my warden isn't paying attention.

[yeehawkiller.livejournal.com]

If I tell ya, promise you ain't gonna forget it?

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Because I can.

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

Stay away from her. I haven't gone near your friends, why are you poaching mine?

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Alright, Judas.

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

I mean it. Stay away from the people I love. I know you for who you are.

[yourunichase]

Agreed. I hate it worse than if I'd actually gone home.

[Private]

I suppose I could have barge amnesia about that drink, but he'd be pissed about it later on. If you don't care, that I don't.

How long has Paddy been gone?