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[yourunichase]

You know there are somedays where I just want to fucking shoot the lot of you.

Yes, we'll do Thanksgiving, we always have, we always will. Next week we'll put up a request board for food stuff. We're going to treat this as a home cooking thing rather than as an American thing. It's more fair that way.

[Private to the Admiral]
Give George a puppy. The kind he'd actually want. And all the stuff to go with it. Don't get cute.

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[causticrage.livejournal.com]

[All the amused grinning; Darwin has NO idea where this video feed came from or why it popped up on the TV, but he'll answer it anyway.]

Well some people just need a good solid hole in the head, ain't no avoidin' it; just gonna biiiitch an' bitch an' bitch otherwise.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Put the gun down, Parker.

[yourunichase]

Too bad when people whine more when they don't die.

[yourunichase]

Paddy?

Video.

[ihumpedhoudini.livejournal.com]

[There's an amused looking young blond woman in Victorian clothes.]

Shoot me? But we haven't even met yet. Most people don't acquire such notions until after they've learned I'm a reporter.

Video.

[yourunichase]

[And there's an equally amused looking woman in a suit in return.]

You're a reporter?

[causticrage.livejournal.com]

But you can fix that real easy; enough explosives an' ain't nothin' gonna be sayin' "boo" afterwards.

...Just makes collectin' on it afterwards hell, that's all.

Re: Video.

[ihumpedhoudini.livejournal.com]

Ruby Ogden, of The Times.

And I must say: in all of my travels, I have never come across a telephone like this. I assume that's why it was left for me? I usually only write about important people, but this is quite the invention.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Fairly sure that's still my name, love. Hi.

[yourunichase]

Unless you're on a boat where people can't die.

[yourunichase]

Hi. Fuck I miss you. You doing okay?

Video.

[yourunichase]

Ah. You know Georgie.

Re: Video.

[ihumpedhoudini.livejournal.com]

George...ie.

Do you mean Constable Crabtree?

[causticrage.livejournal.com]

...Nawww, that don't happen though, not unless you're on some pretty good shit, you know what I mean. [A snicker, with an "oh, you silly womenfolk" look to accompany it.]

[iwashisreason.livejournal.com]

...My brother's a police officer. If he finds out I'm getting death threats from a crazed lady..

[pause] How are you doing this? On my phone?

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm doing grand - got a lotta things to work out, but pretty grand. You been eaten alive by anythin' recently, love?

Well, if you actually have, sorry. But that's things go around there, far as I remember.

[yourunichase]

[Have all of the Ice Queen stare, buddy.]

Unless you're where I am.

Video.

[yourunichase]

Yep. Him.

[Parker grins in an amused way.]

He's a friend here.

Re: Video.

[ihumpedhoudini.livejournal.com]

A very close friend, it sounds like.

[Is Ruby's face just a tiny bit frozen? Yes. She might cut you.]

[yourunichase]

Look, I don't know who you are but there isn't a damn thing your brother can do here.

[yourunichase]

Nope. The fucking dinosaurs and creepy ghosts missed me this time.

[causticrage.livejournal.com]

[So much doubt, but he'll humor her; he's got enough experience with wily women to know sometimes it's the smarter course.]

Yeah? An' where'd that be, sweetheart?

[iwashisreason.livejournal.com]

[pause] ...What, Maine? Chicago? where are you calling from?

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Always a fucking bonus, not getting the creepy ghosts or dinosaurs.

seriously, dinosaurs and shit?

[yourunichase]

Hell.