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Miss Parker ([personal profile] yourunichase) wrote2011-11-21 05:41 pm

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A couple of weeks ago, I told people we'd do thanksgiving, but we'd do it as a home-cooking sort of thing. So, people, give me what you want for home cooking and I'll ask the Admiral for it. Simple and easy. From people other places than Earth, we're asking for your stuff too, and as with everything else we'll do our fucking best.

[Private to the Admiral]
Alright. I've given it my best try, but it's not fucking working. Unpair us, and give her to someone nice or something.

[Friends filter]
I've done it. I've unpaired myself from Atia. I need a fucking drink. And a reason not to leave.

[Private to Atia]
It's done.

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[identity profile] shortsghtedlove.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
They don't even eat that any more. It's hardly home cooking for him, he'd have to request those abhorrent food pills.

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[identity profile] shortsghtedlove.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I whine when I want. I neither need nor desire the help of those who betray my trust.

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[identity profile] shortsghtedlove.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
And what is your definition of dealing with it? Ignoring it? Trying to appease him? I shan't. I don't need his friendship if it is worth so little to him, certainly not if he only ever offered it because of some misinterpretations of my past actions from millions of years ago. It's not like I didn't try to please.

Just, for once, get me the food. You said we could request and I gave you the recipe.

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[identity profile] shortsghtedlove.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
He saw it fit to declare the end of our "friendship" because he didn't like my attempt at cheering him up.

And I doubt anyone but me would be interested in this and I'd much rather not have it if it's not actually tafelshrew. You can do pasta then.

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[identity profile] shortsghtedlove.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm. Though if he doesn't get you the tafelshrew, I really would like pasta. Some Lasagne, perhaps.

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[identity profile] shortsghtedlove.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Perfect! You really should make more pasta. It's the best human food I've eaten yet.

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[identity profile] shortsghtedlove.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
...Why would they rebel against more pasta? If anything it would be a good thing.

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[identity profile] shortsghtedlove.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
But not if it's something actually good. [So much head shaking. Humans are weird.]

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[identity profile] shortsghtedlove.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I wanted more Gallifreyan food than tafelshrew. But you can do quite a lot of different things with pasta. At least enough to fill books with it.
Edited 2011-11-23 23:42 (UTC)