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[yourunichase]

Well, it looks like the Admiral dropped me here right at a good time. At least I didn't end up looking like Crane again.

How the fuck long have I been gone?

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Voice

[gotgreenmagic]

Hey, Parker.

Been a couple weeks, I think.

Voice

[yourunichase]

Hey Green.

Sounds like this thing got you?

[Audio]

[most_feared]

Little while.

How you feeling?

[Yes, that is a lady Kay accent.]

Voice

[gotgreenmagic]

You think? Yeah, it's just as irritating and pointless as last time.

How're you feeling?

[scarlet_discord]

Parker! Hey! It's been a while. It's early March now.

[timesbureaucrat]

Welcome back.

Things are a little confusing here right now. [It's like half the Barge regenerated at the same time. He has trouble recognizing people in the hallways or messhall. All his mental files on the Barge residents have incorrect visual references now.)]

Voice

[yourunichase]

The normal sort of headache when one comes back to the Barge.

And the normal need to drink and smoke and question my sanity for the decisions I make.

[Audio]

[yourunichase]

Like I need someone to smack me for making questionable choices.

Let me guess: flood bit you, Kay?

[yourunichase]

Jesus, how time flies when you're not having fun.

How you doing, Wanda?

[yourunichase]

Thanks.

I can imagine. How long this been going on for?

Voice

[gotgreenmagic]

Around average, then.

You missed a hell of a port. To put it lightly.

[scarlet_discord]

I'm doing pretty good, actually. I made it through last Port with help from my Warden and have been given a lot of food for thought.

[timesbureaucrat]

A bit less than two days now. I imagine we'll be back to normal--well, as normal as the Barge ever is--in another day or so.

Re: [Audio]

[most_feared]

Yeah. Still tall enough for the suit at least.

Questionable choices?

Voice

[yourunichase]

Where did the idiot drop us off this time?

[Audio]

[yourunichase]

Coming back here.

[yourunichase]

That's good. It sounds like it was a shit one.

[yourunichase]

Glad I ended up here in time to at least see some of it.

Tell me, are people acting in the same idiotic manner as normal?

[wecanavenge]

Oh. You're back.

[NO QUESTION WHO THIS IS, AMIRITE. But Erik's acting like nothing's out of the ordinary. AS far as he's concerned, he's always been Erika.]

[scarlet_discord]

It really was. It sucked so hard that it put all lesser suckage into sharp perspective.

[Audio]

[most_feared]

What was it like back home? [Because with the way he feels most of the time, he doesn't actually blame her.]

[timesbureaucrat]

Of course they are.

You missed a rather exciting port. [Narvin says the word 'exciting' like it's not a good thing.]

[alwaysanacrobat]

A couple weeks. Welcome back, Parker.

Voice

[gotgreenmagic]

You remember Amber Sweet or her brothers at all? Their world. This one warped city on an island. People get organ transplants or cosmetic surgery on credit and the supplier sends out guys to take back what they bought if they can't pay up.

[Private]

A bunch of people fell overboard, turned into repo men. It was...messy.

[darknessb4me]

Went home?