Video-Awww, look at that face.

[yourunichase]

[See Parker, see Parker looking adorable. See Parker looking adorable and squeaking for only animals to understand.]

Not even one fucking word.

[For those of you wondering Thisis what she is. Try that on her, though. I dare ya.]

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video;

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Heh.

You look delightful, my dear.

Re: video;

[yourunichase]

I look like something out of a fucking fantasy novel.

video;

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Which is the basis for my compliment.

video;

[yourunichase]

God damn it, I get turned into an animal and it's not even a fucking normal one?

[gimmethemap]

It's not so bad.

[yourunichase]

I don't even know what kind of animal I am.

[gimmethemap]

I don't either. But you don't look edible.

[yourunichase]

I suppose that's one fucking thing to be grateful for.

[gimmethemap]

Unless you're a kind of fish. But then you wouldn't be on your journal.

[yourunichase]

I'm pretty sure I'm at least part fucking monkey.

[veni-vidi-valui.livejournal.com]

Oh yes it does...

[gimmethemap]

Funny. So do you.

[veni-vidi-valui.livejournal.com]

Merely an observation.

[gimmethemap]

Likewise.

Threats are the most ludicrous thing ever with these icons.

[yourunichase]

Try it and I'll fucking remove your fangs.

Just a little!

[veni-vidi-valui.livejournal.com]

And precisely how do you hope to succeed in that?

[yourunichase]

You'd be fucking surprised.

[veni-vidi-valui.livejournal.com]

Come along, then... Attempt it.

[yourunichase]

Oh, do you think you fucking scare me just because you're a fucking snake?

[veni-vidi-valui.livejournal.com]

I find your convictions... How should one phrase this? Amusing.

[yourunichase]

Amusing, huh?

[veni-vidi-valui.livejournal.com]

My dear, you're a two-legged rodent trying to pick a fight with something which could literally eat you for breakfast. How else would you term it?

[fuckitybye]

...fucking hell. Parker?!

[yourunichase]

Yeah. I don't even know what the fuck I am.

[fuckitybye]

[He draws up closer to the screen so that he's practically got his snout pressed to it.]

You look like a fucking lemur or something.

[yourunichase]

See, you got a fucking snake, I look like a fucking monkey but I'm definitely not.

[There's a little bit of terror in Parker that she doesn't like, and she's assuming it's because he's a snake.]

[fuckitybye]

Least you still got fucking arms and legs. I could get used to to fangs, though.

[He opens his mouth to show them off, not really thinking that's, you know, kind of threatening-looking.]

[yourunichase]

[The little pygmy slow loris part of Parker's brain really, really didn't like that one little bit. She pulled back away from the screen reflexively, but she didn't go scampering off which was what her brain was screaming at her to do.]

Yeah, I'd much prefer fucking fangs than this.

[fuckitybye]

[Whoops. Right, fangs, prey thing, probably a bit tactless. Which normally Malcolm doesn't care about, but this is Parker after all.]

Sorry, love. Didn't mean to startle.

Reckon you've heard Paddy's still a proper fucking primate and all?

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

You think you're the only one who isn't gonna live this down?

[yourunichase]

Nope.

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

Good. 'Cause I see myself having to kick a few asses in the near future.

[yourunichase]

Me fucking too.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

...Fuzzy jungle creature's surely got its upsides. SURELY.

[yourunichase]

[Have some squeaking and a very pissy crossing of arms over her chest.]

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Come on, you can be deceptively cute.


It'll work until a crocodile eats you.

[yourunichase]

[Have a very pink tongue and a rude gesture for your trouble, Paddy-cakes.]

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Well, at least you've still got the fingers to do that.