54. [Video.]

[yourunichase]

[Parker is sitting in front of her vanity mirror, and the camera is on her reflection. She keeps staring into her reflection.]

Do I look... pale to you?

[Parker doesn't look any paler than normal, but yay paranoia flood. She either thinks she's pregnant or a vampire or I don't know pregnant with a vampire. Possibly all at the same time. ]

Comments

In five seconds, he was able to come up with an entire conspiracy theory involving that question

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Fuck no. You're not paler and you know it.

I know what you're trying to do.

[yourunichase]

What are you fucking talking about?

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Pretending you were turned into a vampire. Trying to make people freak out, go into a witchhunt. Vampire hunt. Whatever. I'm not a big fan of that kind of whipped up frenzy no matter what you call it.

[yourunichase]

...

Fuck you.

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Totally onto you, here.

[yourunichase]

Don't make me come over there and rip out your fucking throat, Tony.

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

What, trying to shut me up so people don't figure it out?

[yourunichase]

Go to hell.

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Whatever.