54. [Video.]

[yourunichase]

[Parker is sitting in front of her vanity mirror, and the camera is on her reflection. She keeps staring into her reflection.]

Do I look... pale to you?

[Parker doesn't look any paler than normal, but yay paranoia flood. She either thinks she's pregnant or a vampire or I don't know pregnant with a vampire. Possibly all at the same time. ]

Comments

[Video]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[She leans forward, frowns, then leans back.]

You...look exactly how you look every day.

[Video]

[yourunichase]

Are you sure?

[Video]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Absolutely one hundred per cent certain.

Are you feeling okay?

Video

[fuckitybye]

You look totally fucking normal, love.

Video

[yourunichase]

Are you sure, Mulder?

Video

[fuckitybye]

Fuck yes I'm sure. The fuck are you worried about, anyway?

[He kind of sounds extra-crabby. Not that most people will be able to tell, but Paddy or Parker might.]

[acid_rayne]

Why? Should you?

[yourunichase]

I don't know, Rayne. Should I?

[acid_rayne]

I fucking knew it!

[video]

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

[Judas wants to help but can no longer speak or write English. So he offers a head shake.]

[video]

[yourunichase]

Cat got your tongue, Judas?

Re: [video]

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

... [he struggles before:] No English.

[a-bit-put-upon.livejournal.com]

Pale? No moreso than usual. Are you feeling well, Miss Parker?

[Video]

[yourunichase]

I feel... weird.

[Private]

Do my teeth look sharper?

[Parker pulls up one lip and pokes at a canine and everything looks perfectly normal.]

[Video; Private]

[a-bit-put-upon.livejournal.com]

[leans forward to squint at his screen, shaking his head. Also note: milk moustache. Because.] They look like perfectly normal human teeth. Miss Parker, your language is decidedly modest today. Are you ill?

In five seconds, he was able to come up with an entire conspiracy theory involving that question

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Fuck no. You're not paler and you know it.

I know what you're trying to do.

[yourunichase]

What are you fucking talking about?

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Pretending you were turned into a vampire. Trying to make people freak out, go into a witchhunt. Vampire hunt. Whatever. I'm not a big fan of that kind of whipped up frenzy no matter what you call it.

[notonedrop.livejournal.com]

No.

[yourunichase]

You would say that.

[notonedrop.livejournal.com]

...why would I say that?

[vampish_aleera]

Cease this temptation.

Private.

[yourunichase]

My temptation?

[Also video]

[easy-aspie.livejournal.com]

[He tilts his head, scrutinizing the screen, then shrugs]

You look normal to me. Is everything okay?

[Also video]

[yourunichase]

I'm fine.