54. [Video.]

[yourunichase]

[Parker is sitting in front of her vanity mirror, and the camera is on her reflection. She keeps staring into her reflection.]

Do I look... pale to you?

[Parker doesn't look any paler than normal, but yay paranoia flood. She either thinks she's pregnant or a vampire or I don't know pregnant with a vampire. Possibly all at the same time. ]

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[Video]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

[She leans forward, frowns, then leans back.]

You...look exactly how you look every day.

[Video]

[yourunichase]

Are you sure?

[Video]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Absolutely one hundred per cent certain.

Are you feeling okay?

Video

[fuckitybye]

You look totally fucking normal, love.

[acid_rayne]

Why? Should you?

[video]

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

[Judas wants to help but can no longer speak or write English. So he offers a head shake.]

[a-bit-put-upon.livejournal.com]

Pale? No moreso than usual. Are you feeling well, Miss Parker?

[Video]

[yourunichase]

I feel... weird.

And hungry.

Video

[yourunichase]

Are you sure, Mulder?

[yourunichase]

I don't know, Rayne. Should I?

[video]

[yourunichase]

Cat got your tongue, Judas?

[Video]

[yourunichase]

I feel... weird.

[Private]

Do my teeth look sharper?

[Parker pulls up one lip and pokes at a canine and everything looks perfectly normal.]

[Video; Private]

[a-bit-put-upon.livejournal.com]

[leans forward to squint at his screen, shaking his head. Also note: milk moustache. Because.] They look like perfectly normal human teeth. Miss Parker, your language is decidedly modest today. Are you ill?

[Video]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Ohhh-kay. You...wanna go grab some lunch or something?

Video

[fuckitybye]

Fuck yes I'm sure. The fuck are you worried about, anyway?

[He kind of sounds extra-crabby. Not that most people will be able to tell, but Paddy or Parker might.]

[Video]

[yourunichase]

I don't know if I should go out.

Video-Private.

[yourunichase]

What the fuck crawled up your ass?

[Video; Private]

[yourunichase]

[Parker visibly shook her head at the milk mustache. Yeah. When he said that her language was modest, Parker blinked taken back] I'm fucking fine.

[She probed the tooth with her tongue. It definitely felt sharper.]

[Video]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Uh. Why shouldn't you? How weird do you feel?

Video-Private.

[fuckitybye]

All the fucking attitudes around here are giving me a fucking colonoscopy. Where the fuck you all get your ideas from I have no fucking idea.

[Video]

[yourunichase]

Pretty fucking weird.

[Parker frowned, and she keeps poking her canine with her tongue, tracing it.]

Video-Private.

[yourunichase]

What the fuck attitudes are you talking about, Malc? Did you fucking fall down and hurt your head or something?

Are you bleeding?

[Video/Private]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Mmhm. [Staaare.] You think this is maybe something you wanna take to the Infirmary?

Video-Private.

[fuckitybye]

No I fucking did not. I reckon everyone else did. I know what you all think of me. Can't believe I didn't fucking realise it before.

...You say something there? Didn't catch it.

In five seconds, he was able to come up with an entire conspiracy theory involving that question

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Fuck no. You're not paler and you know it.

I know what you're trying to do.