54. [Video.]

[yourunichase]

[Parker is sitting in front of her vanity mirror, and the camera is on her reflection. She keeps staring into her reflection.]

Do I look... pale to you?

[Parker doesn't look any paler than normal, but yay paranoia flood. She either thinks she's pregnant or a vampire or I don't know pregnant with a vampire. Possibly all at the same time. ]

Comments

Video-Private.

[fuckitybye]

No I fucking did not. I reckon everyone else did. I know what you all think of me. Can't believe I didn't fucking realise it before.

...You say something there? Didn't catch it.

Video-Private.

[yourunichase]

What we all think of you? What are you talking about?

[Guilty look and a poke at her tooth with her tongue again.]

And I didn't say anything.

Video-Private.

[fuckitybye]

You fucking know what I'm talking about.

[Pause.]

All you fuckers think I'm such a nice fucking guy. Jesus.

Re: Video-Private.

[yourunichase]

What the fuck are you talking about, Malcolm?

No one thinks you're a nice guy. That'd be like people thinking I'm a nice girl!

Video-Private.

[fuckitybye]

Thanks for trying to make me feel better, Parker, but it's not fucking working.

Video-Private.

[yourunichase]

You're being a fucking idiot, Malc. I've got real fucking problems. I'm turning into a vampire.

Video-Private.

[fuckitybye]

You what?

[Leans closer to try and get a better look at her.]

The fuck ... one of those toothy fuckers get their bitey bits on you or what?

Video-Private.

[yourunichase]

Yeah.

[When Malcolm leaned in, Parker leaned in as well, drawing back her lip and showing him her teeth.]

See? Sharper.

[They weren't.]

Video-Private.

[fuckitybye]

[Squint. Frown.]

The fuck they are.

Re: Video-Private.

[yourunichase]

[Frown and eyes narrowing in return.]

Excuse me?

Re: Video-Private.

[fuckitybye]

Sorry love, but they don't look any fucking sharper than normal.

[Whacks the side of his monitor.]

Maybe it's your camera fucking up?

[Totally doesn't believe her, but is humouring her. And it might be a little obvious.]

Video-Private.

[yourunichase]

[Oh humoring her.]

Wait until I turn all the way, Mr. Fucking Nice. I'm gonna come bite you.

[But not hard; Malc's a friend.]

Video-Private.

[fuckitybye]

[AAAA VISIBLE WINCE, though he brings it under control quickly. Female vampires = problem. Even if they're friends and possibly delusional ones at that.]

Jesus fuck, leave my arteries alone, yeah?

Video-Private.

[yourunichase]

[When he winced, Parker scowled in response; she doesn't know about the vamp bit.]

Fine.

Video-Private.

[fuckitybye]

Hey, I already got chewed on once, sweetheart. That's fucking enough.

Re: Video-Private.

[yourunichase]

Wait? Who the fuck fucking chewed on you?

Video-Private.

[fuckitybye]

Verona. Bint's gone now, bless her fucking pointy teeth.

Video-Private.

[yourunichase]

Lovely.