55. One year.

[yourunichase]

You've got to be kidding me. A year. I've been here a year. What has a year gotten me? Five wardens, a fucking boatload of trauma and bullshit. The only good thing about this place is that people from home aren't here.

And I'm not a fucking vampire. God damn floods.

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[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Good to know that this place improves with time. Impressive warden run through as well, I must say.

[yourunichase]

I had one leave as soon as it was announced that we were paired up. I get a fucking gold star for that.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Yes, you should. It's something to respect, the ability to inspire fear.

[yourunichase]

Apparently so. Who's yours again?

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Piper. She may be relatively new.

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Uh...yeah, and really sorry about...everything sounding like a conspiracy theory to me and generally being an ass.

[yourunichase]

It was a shitty fucking flood.

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

'Shitty' and 'flood' are kinda redundant.

[yourunichase]

If you hate it so much why the hell are you still here?

[fuckitybye]

Well I for one am very fucking glad to hear that you're not a vampire.

And I know you all think I'm a proper fuckstick, yeah? Christ, what a stupid fucking flood.

[yourunichase]

I know. Seriously, out of all of the stupid floods this one is without a doubt even more stupid than the animals one.

[fuckitybye]

Least the animals flood gave me some fucking fangs.

[yourunichase]

Yeah, and you're an asshole for getting them.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Back to fucking normal, I see.

And I got three in one-fucking-month. One of 'em usually sticks.

[yourunichase]

Is there anything approaching normal on this fucking barge, Paddy-cakes?

Yeah, yeah. Did one fuck off right after being assigned to you?

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

...nah, but you've got to embrace the semi-normal.

I got to meet all of them at least fucking once. But nearly.

[yourunichase]

Bah. Fuck semi-normal.

I still got one to leave at them being assigned to me. An angel even.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

The system works, right?

[yourunichase]

I guess so.

{Private]
Thanks for being so fucking calm about that thing, Green.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

It's okay. You feeling -- better?

Private

[yourunichase]

Well, I don't think I'm going to be a vampire, which is good. That wasn't anything I want to ever fucking repeat.

[deusexmechanic.livejournal.com]

Happy anniversary.

[Private]

Come have a drink with me?

[yourunichase]

There isn't a god damn thing happy about it.

[Private]

Where?

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

Too bad you're never gonna see #6, huh?

[yourunichase]

Yeah. Too fucking bad.