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[yourunichase]

Ladies, anyone interested in a game of poker?

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[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

If I ask nicely, can I join your game?

[yourunichase]

Maybe. How much ya got?

[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

Just my sunny personality!

...


And like, $200?

[yourunichase]

We'll have to see if we can fit you in. What's your name?

[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

Barney. Barney Stinson.

[yourunichase]

Okay Barney, Barney Stinson, I'm Parker. Miss Parker.

[acid_rayne]

Hah!

Yes.

[yourunichase]

Excellent. I'm Parker. Who are you?

[acid_rayne]

Rayne. I don't know why you're here, but we've got a lot of personality in common...

[yourunichase]

Are you an inmate too, then?

[acid_rayne]

Nuh-uh. Sometimes I think I should be, though.

[yourunichase]

Or maybe I should be a warden.

[acid_rayne]

Maybe...

See you at the game.

[yourunichase]

Yes indeed.

Logan is going to get stoned for this.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Jeez, can't some guys want to hang out with other guys without invoking the FemiNazi Brigade?

Verbally, at least.

[acid_rayne]

That all depends on if you're an insensitive little fuck, doesn't it?

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Ya know, you'd think after hearing that so many times, it'd actually get to me.

Ah well.

Sometimes a guys' night out is just a guys' night out. Don't read to much into it.

[acid_rayne]

And sometimes it's just guys being dicks.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

I don't want to hurt your brain or anything here, but sometimes? Not everything is about you. I spend most of my time with chicks, and every once and a while I like enjoy the company of men.

[acid_rayne]

Only 'cause it's a part of their job, I'm guessing. You're charming personality's a bit rusty, buddy.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

That's witty. I'm broken up inside, really. Now unless your biting tongue is a cover for a lonely girl looking for a date to the prom... Actually, no, I think I'll pass altogether.

[acid_rayne]

I'm noting how it's also true, too.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Ya know, I just checked my to-do list, and "charming the crazy bitch" wasn't on it. Sorry to disappoint. Oh well, catch ya next time.

[acid_rayne]

Guess you'll have to do without checking your daily reflection, then...

Re: Logan is going to get stoned for this.

[yourunichase]

Sure they can, as long as they aren't whiny little bitches about it. But no they need to make it all about slinging out their dick on the table and measuring it.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

We could, but then we'd have to go find rulers or measuring tape. And you know guys - we never want to do anything that industrious.

[yourunichase]

And no doubt you can't count that high either.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Yeah, anything after seven is a real challenge for me.

Heh, nice edit.

[yourunichase]

I'm sure. This has become boring and tedious. Wander off now little boy.

I almost went with eight :c

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Yes ma'am!

[dancewithadevil.livejournal.com]

I don't normally gamble with money. Only my life.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

That attitude, I can respect. Though if you've got money to gamble with, poker is pretty fun.

[dancewithadevil.livejournal.com]

Oh, I agree. It's a shame I don't have access to my funds, otherwise I might be game. Blackjack is my preference, though.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Ah, casinos. Fake id's. Those were some good times. Too bad the afterlife didn't come with a roulette wheel.

Guess I'm just lucky I had cash on me when I bit the big one.

[yourunichase]

Well. it all depends how we set stakes, doesn't it. Who are you?

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

You too with this poker bit huh?

[yourunichase]

It's fun, and it amuses me and it keeps me out of trouble. I'd be more then happy to play with you, McCoy.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Hell, why not. I am missing that extra X chromosome you seem to be looking for.

[yourunichase]

Excellent.

[cigarillosnguns.livejournal.com]

Quite interested.

[yourunichase]

Bring the cigarillos, okay?