Sword swallower.

[yourunichase]

I'm going to find whoever took my 11 incher and I'm going to shove it so far up their ass!

[Parker is a sword swallower who's been with the carnival for two years. Everyone just calls her 'Parker'. And she totally doesn't bother with filters]

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Private now.

[the-house-rules.livejournal.com]

That's never stopped you in the past.

((ooc: He's full of shit, or perhaps they actually have hooked up at some point. As the carnival's resident faithless conman, or rather, perhaps, one of them, it wouldn't be surprising.))

Private now.

[yourunichase]

As I recall, you did some asking mighty nice that time.

[I vote yes. For later lolz on the hooking up.]

Private now.

[the-house-rules.livejournal.com]

Don't let tales of my decency get out. It would ruin me. Well, here, at least.

[OOC: AGREEEEEEED.]

Private now.

[yourunichase]

Now I don't recall saying ya were decent.

Private now.

[the-house-rules.livejournal.com]

And I don't recall you complaining...