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Miss Parker ([personal profile] yourunichase) wrote2010-09-18 10:30 pm
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Sword swallower.

I'm going to find whoever took my 11 incher and I'm going to shove it so far up their ass!

[Parker is a sword swallower who's been with the carnival for two years. Everyone just calls her 'Parker'. And she totally doesn't bother with filters]
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championoftime: (7 - peek!)

[Carnival Filter]

[personal profile] championoftime 2010-09-19 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
It wasn't me, but I'm going to keep a closer eye on Mahogany and my took kit. One can't drive a nail up his nose if someone makes off with the nails.

[(Mahogany being his ferret.)]

[identity profile] naughtbutlife.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you don't want to swallow that sword after it's been up somebody's backside, Parker.

[identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Interesting addition to your show. It might ward off a few customers, however.
subtlescience: (SMIRK SMIRK SMIRK)

He didn't see shit.

[personal profile] subtlescience 2010-09-19 10:40 am (UTC)(link)
I do believe I saw some children running with it. You should toddle off and stop them before someone puts an eye out. Remember what happened in Middleton?

Tsk.

Being a perv between preaching the glories of God.

[identity profile] the-house-rules.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I've got your eleven incher right here.

[Audio, carnie filter. House doesn't care who amongst his own people sees his depraved remarks, however it is of utmost importance that the townies don't see he is not a wholesome man of God.]

[identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com 2010-09-19 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Why does everyone automatically assume theft when something goes missing? It's not impossible to misplace things.
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