Sword swallower.

[yourunichase]

I'm going to find whoever took my 11 incher and I'm going to shove it so far up their ass!

[Parker is a sword swallower who's been with the carnival for two years. Everyone just calls her 'Parker'. And she totally doesn't bother with filters]

Comments

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[championoftime]

It wasn't me, but I'm going to keep a closer eye on Mahogany and my took kit. One can't drive a nail up his nose if someone makes off with the nails.

[(Mahogany being his ferret.)]

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[yourunichase]

No one's going to steal that stupid rat.

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[championoftime]

She's quite a bit smarter than any "stupid rat". Anyway, the point is there seems to be a rash of thefts lately and I don't like thinking of it being one of us.

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[yourunichase]

It's gotta be a new person.

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[championoftime]

Best we keep an eye out on each other. I'll look for the pig-sticker if you kindly likewise warn me if my "rat" has gone astray. [Still sounds Scottish, the way he rolls those "r"s.]

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[yourunichase]

Fair deal. We gotta watch each other's backs.