yourunichase: (flood: sword swallower)
Miss Parker ([personal profile] yourunichase) wrote2010-09-18 10:30 pm
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Sword swallower.

I'm going to find whoever took my 11 incher and I'm going to shove it so far up their ass!

[Parker is a sword swallower who's been with the carnival for two years. Everyone just calls her 'Parker'. And she totally doesn't bother with filters]
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yourunichase: (flood: sword swallower)

Oh Snape

[personal profile] yourunichase 2010-09-19 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, it's not my fault if he happened to slip while my hand was on it and his hand was on my ass.

[This may or may not have happened. It was probably a nick.]
subtlescience: (SMIRK SMIRK SMIRK)

[personal profile] subtlescience 2010-09-19 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
He just ran into your knife, did he?
yourunichase: (flood: sword swallower)

[personal profile] yourunichase 2010-09-19 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Ran into it twice.
subtlescience: (Eyeroll)

[personal profile] subtlescience 2010-09-19 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
As is often wont to happen when people run into knives.
yourunichase: (flood: sword swallower)

[personal profile] yourunichase 2010-09-19 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. They don't believe it happened the first time, so they feel the need to try it again.
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