Sword swallower.

[yourunichase]

I'm going to find whoever took my 11 incher and I'm going to shove it so far up their ass!

[Parker is a sword swallower who's been with the carnival for two years. Everyone just calls her 'Parker'. And she totally doesn't bother with filters]

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[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

Hell. It could be anywhere.

Coulda got hocked at the last place as a souvenir too, for all you know.

[yourunichase]

Ain't something that normally happens when I carry it on my person. 'Course someone said that my 11 incher was too big for town. If I ain't listened, wouldn't be in this mess.

[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

It's somewhere. I bet it's just misplaced. You know how things get when we hit storms on the road.