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[yourunichase]

I'm bringing Tim Drake into the infirmary; he's suffering from some kind of barge coma.

[Private to Shego.]

I found him, he's breathing but he won't wake up, I'm going to dump him into the bed next to you and let Martha and Sveta handle him.

[Private to Paddy]

You have one shitty coupon to redeem when you catch up on sleep.

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[championoftime]

Tim! [He's going to have to run to the infirmary now, and check on his fake!son. Damn emotional battering he's putting himself through today.]

[yourunichase]

He's fine, Doc, he's just in a coma.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Is he alright? I mean apart from being unconscious. He's not hurt or anything?

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[yourunichase]

He's fine. There's no sign of trauma, his heart's beating, eyes are reactive and he's breathing. Just barge coma.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

[ MASSIVE SIGH OF RELIEF. ]

Alright. Thanks for the info.

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[yourunichase]

Yeah, he's in the infirmary, Blondie, don't worry about him.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Like that's an option.

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[yourunichase]

Take a deep breath, Blondie and try. It's just a Barge coma.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

He's a close friend. I'm going to worry about him no matter what. And my name is Stephanie.

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[yourunichase]

I know what your name is, Blondie. Stephanie Brown, been here for a while. You have a nickname, deal with it.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

...You know there are at least three other blondes my age, right? And I'm seriously the one you decide is called Blondie?

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[yourunichase]

You're proactive blondie. Cissie's little blondie and Claire is surprising blondie.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Oh I see.

...Why proactive? [ This is all very strange. Who knew anyone was paying attention to her? ]

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[yourunichase]

You're one of the few wardens who do things?

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Things like share music and report the weekly murders? I suppose.

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[yourunichase]

And because you stepped up to be a warden when you didn't need to, among other things. Maybe I'll call ya Musical instead.

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Well thanks. I appreciate the confidence.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

He's -

[Brb trying not to have a trauma-induced panic attack.]

- okay. Barge coma, right? I guess. Thanks.

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[yourunichase]

He's fine, Green. He's just fine. He'll be up and around in a few days.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Okay.

...

You weren't all that surprised he was in my room. Is this just something everybody knows know?

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[yourunichase]

I don't know, I don't think so. I just remember you told me that he's one of the people you'd have sex with and assumed it'd happened somewhere down the line. That's why it didn't surprise me.

So, green, how long has this been going on?

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Oh. Yeah, I did say that, didn't I?

Uh....it'd be almost three months now, I think.

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[yourunichase]

Wow. I didn't even suspect, so I bet other people didn't either. Good job, Green.

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[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Coupons. Can be redeemed. Not a problem.

[Except he's going to end up running out on you in the middle of the night.]

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[yourunichase]

Good, cause I remembered that I have a nice pair of thigh-high boots...

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[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Oh, really?

Let me get my coupon book.

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[yourunichase]

Yeah, really.

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[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

I'm scribbling off one right now.

[pause]

Uh, a coupon, that is.

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[yourunichase]

Good, because if you were scribbling one off before you even got here, then it would be a terrible waste of me putting my boots on already.

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[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Scribbling one off is never getting used for an innuendo again, by the way.

Makes it sound like I've got a pencil for a cock.

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[yourunichase]

Poor old Paddy-cakes.

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[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Well, you are making inferences about my manhood. Pssh.

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[yourunichase]

You know you're sitting over there arguing about with me when you could be arguing with me in person.

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[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

True. I should get on that.

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[yourunichase]

You really should.

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[subtlescience]

You can't wake him?

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[yourunichase]

No. He's responsive to light and pain stimuli, but he won't wake up.

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[subtlescience]

The same thing happened to Henry West.

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[yourunichase]

And Karrin Murphy and loads of other people.