Sometimes... things matter.

[yourunichase]

Well now that all of that bullshit is done...


[Added after, with Kota approval.]

Who can fucking cook a turkey?

[Private to the Admiral]
Alright, asshole, the last week sucked, but give us turkey's for Thanksgiving. Turkeys and all the things that goes with them. We need a good fucking meal.

[Private to Paddy.]
How much do you know about Thanksgiving?

Comments

private

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Basically, what you can pick up from the Simpsons and that's about it.

I can cook one, though. 'S called Christmas, y'know.

Private

[yourunichase]

This is fucking stupid. Well, I fucking hate holidays, for obvious fucking reasons. but Claire mentioned doing this one and I was wondering if you wanted to fucking do Thanksgiving with me.

Re: Private

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Well, if you want me to, absolutely, I'm fucking game.

Even if I'm turkey monkey for the day.

Christ, I could do with something which isn't driving me nuts this week.

Re: Private

[yourunichase]

That's why I was seeing if someone fucking else can cook a turkey.

Good. Thanksgiving it is.

Re: Private

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

It's alright, I can fucking do it, if nobody else can.

I'll see you there. Is there owt I'm supposed to do?

Re: Private

[yourunichase]

Eat apparently. Be fucking grateful for something.

Re: Private

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

So there's no stupid hats, or bad telly, or sherry at 11am, then?

...I'm gonna say that's for the best.

Re: Private

[yourunichase]

The hats are only if you're five, and the sherry at 11? You mean you don't do that anyway?

Re: Private

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

I'm not a fucking homeless dosser, you know. Sherry's disgusting, anyway.

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

Why turkey?

[yourunichase]

It's traditional for Thanksgiving, it's an American holiday. We're having Turkey.

How are you, Judas?

private

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

I've never heard of it.

Alright. You?

private

[yourunichase]

It's all about how we fucked over Native Americans.

I'm alright. You should come, ya know.

Re: private

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

Oh it seems a good reason enough.

Where is this Thanksgiving?

Re: private

[yourunichase]

In the dining room.

Re: private

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

Alright, I'll meet you there. Thank you. Truly.

Re: private

[yourunichase]

Yeah, of course Judas.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Do you actually have a turkey?

[yourunichase]

We actually have enough turkey for everyone, thanks to Admiral asshole.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That asshole really loves his holidays.

[yourunichase]

Or some asshole thought it would be nice to fucking have some meat for a change considering the week we had while you were fucking gone.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I think assigning anything 'nice' to the Admiral is stretching.

Private

[yourunichase]

I wasn't. I was applying it to me cause I fucking asked for them.

Private

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

While it is a nice thought, I think nice is stretching it for you too. Maybe forceful. And loud.

Re: Private

[yourunichase]

Don't forget bitchy and swearing.