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[yourunichase]

You know what Admiral? You're a fucking asshole. Christmas is the one good time of year aboard this fucking boat and you put me to sleep for it.

What the hell did I miss? And thanks for the gifts.

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[19centconstable]

I do hope you can at least say you aren't tired?

[yourunichase]

I'm going to need to spend the next three weeks awake, just to make up for all this.

[19centconstable]

Perhaps you should consider writing a book with your spare time...

[yourunichase]

I don't have the patience to write, Georgie.

[19centconstable]

That is one of the more difficult aspects. That and thinking of what to write. And how to end things. And what to call it.

Still, I suspect you'd come up with thrilling stories.

[yourunichase]

Sounds like you've put some work in on it. Or at least some thought on how to.

[19centconstable]

These were really just my experiences in writing my novel.

[yourunichase]

You wrote a novel?

[19centconstable]

I did! I keep forgetting who I've told. Anyway: it's very good. Extremely adventurous, and with a bit of romance as well.

[yourunichase]

And the good guy gets the girl and everyone lives fucking happily ever after?

[19centconstable]

I'm afraid the girl dies, and our heroes have to dash off again to save Toronto from a giant metal spider, but we-...I mean: they...do save Queen Victoria from assassination.

[yourunichase]

A giant spider?

Georgie, I want you to tell me this fucking story.

[19centconstable]

Or, you can read it for yourself!

[yourunichase]

True.