Miss Parker (
yourunichase) wrote2012-02-11 02:30 pm
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Does anyone have any of those self-drycleaning bags? I'm almost out of them.
We need a fucking port.
[Private to Erik.]
Ready to have a grown up conversation now?
We need a fucking port.
[Private to Erik.]
Ready to have a grown up conversation now?
[Spam]
I'll give it to you when we're done here. We're not fucking done. I'm your warden and I'm supposed to check in on your wellbeing. That's what I'm doing right now. So play along, alright?
[Spam]
I'm fantastic. I'm in excellent health, though I can't seem to move much more than a lamp without using my arms. I'm in top form. [The smile is more than a little sour by now.] Are you satisfied?
[Spam]
We'll discuss it after you've read it. I mean it, as soon as you're done.
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Oh yes. The very second I've finished.
[Spam]
[She stopped herself from coupling her words with a sharp point of her finger even though she really wanted to do it.]
[Spam]
Excuse me. It seems I have some reading to do.
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