Beware that smile.

[yourunichase]

Alright, for dinner, I'm going to break with the tradition of sandwiches. I think for one night only we're going to reward you with a real meal. Something simple. Suggestions?

[OOC: Parker is so very affected, and she's nice. Also, since her last post? Every meal aboard the barge has been sandwiches for lunch and dinner and porridge for breakfast until people actually work in the kitchen.]

Comments

[timesbureaucrat]

I'll accept anything from you, Parker. [Was that a slight double-entrendre? Might have been. FloodNarvin is loyal to Kay, but he's not above entertaining *thoughts*.]

[yourunichase]

[Oh, Narvin, you're going to be just as embarrassed as Parker is when this flood is over. So have a laugh, and a hand wave that will haunt Parker's nightmares.]

Oh, you!

[timesbureaucrat]

[So much embarrassment. So much.]

All charm aside, though, I do appreciate all the hard work you put into feeding us day in and day out.

Video:

[acid_rayne]

Aww... I mean, I don't eat solids, but that's real nice of ya'!

Video:

[yourunichase]

I thought so! Bumps can make people nervous.

Re: Video:

[acid_rayne]

People need something to hope for, I think.

[Such a meaningful facial expression.]

[marshal_art]

It's about damn time we got some decent food on this tub.

[yourunichase]

Well, if you'd like to help then we can get off this strict sandwich regime! We're not miracle workers here, you know!

[When she is back to normal, Parker will yell about that, but for now, no.]

[marshal_art]

You don't need miracles. You just need to put your inmates to work instead of letting 'em lolligag around.

[And when Art is back from bitchland, he'll feel bad.]

[some_kinda_hero]

Still no help since the changes?

[yourunichase]

Nope! But we can keep them going forever! Eventually people will change their mind.

[some_kinda_hero]

[Small laugh.] You should try and bait in new comers.

[slayage]

Cheeseburgers. French fries. And, ooh! Pasta. Maybe some onion rings, o-or pie. Cake?

[yourunichase]

Cake would be nice, and it's something we can do easily.

I'm leaning more towards pasta than burgers. Less like a sandwich.

[sirius_sit_down]

Sometimes I almost miss working in the kitchens.

[Gives him something to do, besides sucking at being a Warden.]

How about some firewhiskey?

[yourunichase]

Well, at this point if you want to come back and help.

But some firewhiskey's always welcome.

[sirius_sit_down]

What shift do you need help with? I could use the distraction.

[darknessb4me]

I knew you couldn't stay mad.

[Look at his pretty smile.]

[yourunichase]

Oh, shush you!

[Look at her teasing grin.]

[strangehistorian]

Raw meat.

[yourunichase]

No. Someone could get sick!

This essentially means that Reaver only knows how to make sandwiches and porridge :|

[tatty_bye]

[small-voiced]

...This is going to be much more complicated, isn't it?

Aww. Well, maybe people will sign up.

[yourunichase]

Not too much. Don't worry, Reaver, we'll teach you!

[wecanavenge]

I'd never turn down chicken soup. I might even remember my mother's recipe, if you'd like some help. [Here's a man somehow not tormented by his past. :c]

[yourunichase]

Alright, that sounds like a good idea.

[Later, normal!Parker will file the recipe away and hold onto it for when shit isn't hitting the fan.]