Beware that smile.

[yourunichase]

Alright, for dinner, I'm going to break with the tradition of sandwiches. I think for one night only we're going to reward you with a real meal. Something simple. Suggestions?

[OOC: Parker is so very affected, and she's nice. Also, since her last post? Every meal aboard the barge has been sandwiches for lunch and dinner and porridge for breakfast until people actually work in the kitchen.]

Comments

[marshal_art]

It's about damn time we got some decent food on this tub.

[yourunichase]

Well, if you'd like to help then we can get off this strict sandwich regime! We're not miracle workers here, you know!

[When she is back to normal, Parker will yell about that, but for now, no.]

[marshal_art]

You don't need miracles. You just need to put your inmates to work instead of letting 'em lolligag around.

[And when Art is back from bitchland, he'll feel bad.]

[yourunichase]

Not everyone inmates can work in the kitchen. Some people shouldn't be around knives, flames or food.

Simple math.

[marshal_art]

So you want more inmates to work in the kitchen but you won't allow most of the inmates in the kitchen.

Your math sucks.

[yourunichase]

You're being very rude. Rudeness doesn't win you awards, you know.

[Parker... will hate herself so much later.]

[marshal_art]

Neither does depriving folks of decent food.

You want to make a point? Stop being so petty and find a way that doesn't punish those of us who aren't part of the problem.


[There will be all the facepalming after the flood.]

[yourunichase]

If you'd like to help, you are more than welcome. But have you ever tried to cook for a hundred people with three people on staff? It's no picnic, let me tell you.

[marshal_art]

Cry me a river. I ran a U.S. Marshals' office--we were chronically understaffed, every damn marshal had daddy issues and one of them couldn't keep his gun or his dick holstered. I still managed to get the job done without whining.

[yourunichase]

Running a Marshal's office is far different than running a kitchen full of dangerous inmates. Perhaps if you don't understand that then you should return to your office because you sure the hell aren't going to do a good job here!

[marshal_art]

You needn't worry--I'll do just fine. You're the one seems to be having trouble doing a good job. Or doing the job at all.

[yourunichase]

Then I'll tell you what: you don't need to eat here. Find somewhere else.