21- God fucking damn it. Back to the barge.

[yourunichase]

Oh for fuck's sake. I'm back here? God damn it.


[She's back and unaffected for the flood. Sorry for the swearing your journals will receive. Edited to add: Mirrorverse! Parker? Never lost her mother, and her mother took her away from the Centre and she became nice and sweet and adorable and submissive and never swore at all. Yeah. Yay Mirror!]

Comments

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Come now, darling, let's not complain.

Some of us are glad to see you.

[yourunichase]

...

...

What?

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Sorry, correction.

Some of us are glad to see some of you.

You pick which bits.

[yourunichase]

What the hell is going on here?

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

...nothing too unusual, come on, really, no need for the indignance.

[yourunichase]

Bullshit nothing's too unusual.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

There was a bit of an interdimensional traffic incident. Calm down.

[yourunichase]

Listen, buddy, I don't know what the fuck happened to you while I was gone, but god fucking damn it, I need to know what the hell is going on here.

You're Howie, right? Got burned up because of your faith?

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

That's my name, but I didn't get burned up for...

My faith? Are you kidding me?

Didn't get burned for anything. What the fuck are you on?

[yourunichase]

I'm about to ask you the same question, buddy.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

I'm on a Barge. You're on planet-fucking-Mars. Want some help down from there?

[markoftherani]

Ah, Parker! Good to see you again!

Parker was kinda friendly with the Rani, so she's a bit less confused for now.

[yourunichase]

Hi. Can you tell me what the hell is going on?

:D

[markoftherani]

Sounded like a flood there, but everything seems to be settled again. Just back then, are we?

Re: :D

[yourunichase]

Settled again? And yeah, I'm back.

[markoftherani]

Well, you've been missed.

[yourunichase]

...

Thanks.

Private - HAVE UNMEASURABLE RELIEF.

[takeyouapart.livejournal.com]

Miss Parker! I remember you, you were always this miserable.



I mean, you haven't changed!

Oh thank gods!

[yourunichase]

Oh thank fucking god!

What the hell is going on here, Merlin? I come back and it's like everyone stoned or has been hit in the head with something hard and heavy.

Private

[takeyouapart.livejournal.com]

I don't know! The ship was shaking and then everything changed. The Admiral said it wasn't a flood, but...

I think this is worse than the others. My room's different, and my old journal entries...it's as if they're by somebody else. I sound terrible.

Private

[yourunichase]

It sounds like a fucking flood to me. Jesus fucking Christ, I just got back.

...

My rooms different too, I just chalked it up too... holy fuck.

Merlin. I think shit's gonna get really bad. Have you seen anyone else fucking normal?

Private

[takeyouapart.livejournal.com]

Una doesn't seem any different. I don't know about anyone else yet, I need to go and see if Ethan's all right. But if he's not all right then he's going to be really scared of me.

Private

[yourunichase]

Right. Una. McCoy seems to be okay too. Fuck. Fuck. So that makes most people affected by this shit.

There's a lot of new people here to me, Merlin. I don't know what's normal and what's not.

Private

[takeyouapart.livejournal.com]

Well, everyone else sounds like they've...changed, so far. I can't tell if T'Pol's affected or just having a bad day. Or they're just not speaking up about it, which...might not be a bad idea because I think the Admiral must have changed as well.

Re: Private

[yourunichase]

Shit. What the hell do we do when the Admiral fucking changes?

Christ this is the worst fucking day.

If everyone else has changed, then we need to try to get somewhere to safety. From reading this... Yeah. I'm an inmate. I'm fucked.

[acid_rayne]

Yes, you're back here.

Dear Rayne, give her a gun now?

[yourunichase]

Rayne? What the fuck is going on here?

She just might...

[acid_rayne]

You keeping that pretty mouth shut, if you know what's good for you.

Ten points for lying, though. You're learning...

Re: She just might...

[yourunichase]

..

What the fuck happened to you?

...

I thought you liked my mouth open and talking?

[acid_rayne]

I could think of a lot of things your mouth could be doing, Parker... Next time, someone won't get in the way.

Drop the act. Now.

[yourunichase]

What fucking act? This is how I always fucking am.

When did you become such a fucking bitch to me, Rayne?

[acid_rayne]

Wait... Did you just...

Oh, honey... Did you finally see sense? You came back as a warden?

A little bit of plotting.

[yourunichase]

I don't know what the fuck I came back as.

Maybe the barge fucked me over cause of the whatever the fuck that was.

You promised me a gun when I came back, Rayne.

[acid_rayne]

I promised a lot of things, Parker... Sounds like either your little spell here actually worked or you've just got really good at bluffing.

Maybe you deserve one. Maybe you don't.

Would you use it?

Because I've still got my next few days' lunch chained up from the last port and I'm more than happy to use today's as target practice...

[yourunichase]

I've been gone. Maybe sitting in the wastes of whatever did me some good.

Depends on who you've on who've down there, I guess. I don't deal with any bullshit from anyone's warden over it.

[acid_rayne]

Why the fuck would they care?

You and me, Parker... Maybe all you need's a little push. You can be on my quota before you even get someone put on your case.

Blow someone's head off and you're there.

[yourunichase]

I thought you may have had someone's toy down there. I remember what happened when someone messed with someone's toys.

I've got no problems with that. I've fucking missed you, Rayne.

[acid_rayne]

Oh... Goody.

I don't know what's come over you, but I like it a lot better, this way.

My toys. My room. You know... The one I said you'd see the inside of, some day.

Log/Spam?

[yourunichase]

Yeah, I remember.

I'm on my way.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Parker? Jesus Christ tell me you're not losing it too.

[yourunichase]

Oh thank fucking god. I'm normal. You must be fucking normal too, right?

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

I'm not running around like half of these lunatics if that's what you mean. Even the god damned Admiral seems to have lost his mind.

You pick a hell of a time to come back.

[yourunichase]

I didn't fucking pick it.

Miss me?

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

I have a bottle of scotch stowed away for the welcome back drink. From the looks of things we're both going to need it.

[yourunichase]

Christ. Well, if nothing else we'll go down drinking.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

That's a damn promise.