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I am in hell. It's official, this is a special special hell that Jarod has set up just to fuck with me. When I find him, I am going to personally rip his special pretender brain off his body and shove it firmly in his candy and toy playing with ass.

If I don't find a cigarette soon, I am going to rip something off the walls climbing them.

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That's Miss Biatch to you, little girl. Now take your tongue back to the corner where it'll do some good.

Well, well...someone's got her panties in a fucking wad. Pouting, Miss Biatch? Well, it doesn't do much good when you're fucking dead.

Why don't you come over here and I'll show you what I can do with your attitude?

Be careful...I might like it.

And why doesn't that surprise me?

Oh, I bet your so fucking worldly. I bet nothing surprises you anymore.

Little girl, I skin people like you and use them to make really great heels.

Yeah, and I ram really great hells up the asses of bitches like you, so don't get too fucking smug over there.

[Parker just laughs.]

Oh, sweetie, I'm sure you think you're a big bad girl, but let me tell you something: you have no idea who you're messing with here.

But I'll come and take a look at your shoes. I'm sure they need some liberating.

You're cute...with your fucking scare tactics.

I don't need to engage in scare tactics. I'm just this way naturally.

Sounds like someone needs a little surgery.

Why mess with perfection?

Perfection can be bought. Trust me...you weren't born with it.

I'm sure you weren't, but I was.

You're too fucking cute.

You're too fucking stupid.

Don't mistake me for my brothers. I'm not here because of stupidity, and I doubt that's the case with you either.

Putting aside the fact that I have no fucking clue who you are, never mind the fact that you had brothers, I don't care why you're here.

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