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[yourunichase]

I am in hell. It's official, this is a special special hell that Jarod has set up just to fuck with me. When I find him, I am going to personally rip his special pretender brain off his body and shove it firmly in his candy and toy playing with ass.

If I don't find a cigarette soon, I am going to rip something off the walls climbing them.

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[yourunichase]

I'm afraid curtsying went out with petticoats and marrying your first cousin.

I'm sure I can come up with a proper salute however.

[young-idealist.livejournal.com]

I am old-fashioned sort of man, mademoiselle. I would rather you be rude than salute me.

[yourunichase]

No worries on that front. I have a particular salute in mind.

[young-idealist.livejournal.com]

We have those in my era as well. What have I done to you to deserve such treatment?

[yourunichase]

At the moment? You exist.

[young-idealist.livejournal.com]

That's hardly my fault.

[yourunichase]

I suppose not. Pity.