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[yourunichase]

I am in hell. It's official, this is a special special hell that Jarod has set up just to fuck with me. When I find him, I am going to personally rip his special pretender brain off his body and shove it firmly in his candy and toy playing with ass.

If I don't find a cigarette soon, I am going to rip something off the walls climbing them.

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[cigarillosnguns.livejournal.com]

I can offer you a cigarillo.

I'm Sir Integra Hellsing, and you are...?

[yourunichase]

I'll take a cigarillo.

I'm Miss Parker.

Action spam time?

[cigarillosnguns.livejournal.com]

Inamte? Well, I suppose it can't hurt. Where are you? I suppose I can bring it...

Re: Action spam time?

[yourunichase]

Inmate I suppose is a good word. Prisoner works. As does universal punching bag. I think... I'm on the sixth floor. Room four. I haven't ventured out.

[cigarillosnguns.livejournal.com]

Ah, you're just down the hall. I'll be there in a moment.