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I don't give a flying fuck about whoever the fuck it is that has everyone in a fucking uproar. It's just one more twisted fuck in an already fucked assortment.

BUT TO FUCKING CLOSE THE FUCKING PUB IS FUCKING GOD DAMN BULLSHIT.

Dear Admiral,

FUCK YOU.

Edited Private to the Manly men gang.

Poker?

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Wow. A few days of sobriety won't kill you. Trust me on this, I'm a medical professional.

[Her voice is sharp and angry.]

It's not about being sober. It's about having the one place on this fucking piece of shit where I actually fucking felt at home and all right fucking taken away from me.

Just cause I was fucking there a lot didn't mean I was fucking drunk all the time.

Flippancy: learn it.

Like I said, a few days aren't gonna kill you. It's not closed forever, it's being renovated. Meaning it's gonna be better when you can get back in.

You're a big girl, you can deal.

Have you fucking heard anything about the Admiral? He doesn't fucking do better. He just figures out some way to fuck shit up. \

I fucking hate this place.

Cry more, Parker. This is the damn pub, you're not being forced to wear an orange jumpsuit and walk around cuffed. This isn't even a permanent thing.

Edited 2010-02-24 19:26 (UTC)

[Totally fucking ignoring this in response to below.]

Take into consideration that the note posted suggested that assigned wardens were not taking their responsibilities seriously.

You should be more upset with them than the Admiral, woman.

And just who the fuck are you?

If you call me woman again, I'll fucking reach down your throat and put out your laryx. Now go and run back into your fucking little hole with the rest of the new people who will be fucking gone in three fucking days.

You will learn to hold your tongue.

Tsk; unlike them, I do not find a hole sufficient. Being active and sticking to a given duty is more productive than scurrying away and hoping the issue is solved by someone else.

Call her 'woman' again and I'll kick your ass, you sexist fuck. I don't know what hick town you're from where saying stuff like that is totally cool, but guess what? It isn't here.

Oh yeah, hi. I'm her WARDEN, and if you're going to be a dick to her for no reason she's allowed to talk to you however the hell she wants.

Look, I don't fucking need you to fight my fucking battles for me, Denise. You either fucking want me to fucking grow up or don't.

I'm not going to get into anymore fucking fights, all right?

I'm not fighting it for you or thinking you're gonna fight him over it. Shit like this just pisses me the hell off, AND I don't want him thinking he can say shit like that just 'cause he's a warden.

[Slightly mollified tone.]

He shouldn't be able to say that shit if he was a fucking inmate.

If he gets stupid with me, Denise...

What put it right over the top was him saying it and then telling you to shut it, like you have no right to call him on his sexist jackassery. That doesn't fly with me. I don't give a shit if he wants to talk crap, but he'd better be prepared to take it, too. This is just his oh-so-macho way of pussying out, far as I'm concerned.

If he gets stupid, tell me. He already knows I'll kick his ass if he tries anything but talking.

I fucking hate fucks like that.

Sexist? I have worked with women before; I see no problem with women. It is this ridiculous concept that prisoners deserve luxuries such as liquor that does not make sense. What kind of prison do you actually run?

A pleasure. And you have quite a mouth on you.

Did I bitch you out for that? No, I bitched you out for using 'woman' like it's an insult. Whether she's being ridiculous or not doesn't matter, 'cause, GASP! It's not even your place to give her orders!

Here's a little advice: don't try to grind down on the free speech of inmates that AREN'T YOURS TO DIRECT. Don't tell 'em to "hold their tongues," don't threaten 'em. If you're gonna do it anyway, don't you do it to mine, because I don't like when people try to do my goddamn job for me. I'll tell her when she steps over a line and needs to shut her mouth. Got that?

Then do so.

Yeah, here's how this works...I ALSO determine where to draw the line.

You added on a little name that dragged this down to where it is now, so as far as I'm concerned, she's got a right to talk shit. If you hadn't I wouldn't even have commented here.

Then I will continue to reprimand as I see fit.

And she's got a right not to listen to you, so if you try to carry out any of your little pissant threats you'll be dealing with me. Hope that clears things up.

It clears things up fine.

I'll tell you what, you piece of shit... why don't I tell you all the lovely fucking things you can do with your tongue.

And guess what. You'll last a fucking month. Tops. So why don't you just put your fucking dick in your mouth and sit down and shut the fuck up.

Hold it or I will gladly do it for you.

This is the most lax establishment I have been to; I doubt I will be gone so easily.

Yeah, they always fucking say that.

And keep threatening, bitch.

Yo, Parker.

I got some stashed away, just in case. You're welcome to join.

Call it a gift of good will for my other self threatening to... Y'know. 'Cause that ain't me.

Just don't go spreadin' it around or everyone'll be riding my ass for the same.

I know it isn't you anymore than fucking nice emo bitch was me. We're all fucking good, Rayne.

And I may take you up on that.

Better distractions than alcohol, Miss Parker.

Yeah? And what brought this on?

You!

Yeah? Glad to know I'm still fucking good for something!

Of course you are, my darling!

My room or yours?

You could come see my serpent!

I should.

I would not object!

I'll be right over.

Poker. Who's room?

Mine, I guess, being as I offered. I've got a bottle of scotch left, at least.

I'll see you there.

[All you hear is a slow. Clap.]

Should I fucking come over and take a fucking bow?

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