54. [Video.]

[yourunichase]

[Parker is sitting in front of her vanity mirror, and the camera is on her reflection. She keeps staring into her reflection.]

Do I look... pale to you?

[Parker doesn't look any paler than normal, but yay paranoia flood. She either thinks she's pregnant or a vampire or I don't know pregnant with a vampire. Possibly all at the same time. ]

Comments

[Video/Private]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

...right.

[Takin' a second to process this.]

Listen, I think that getting vampire'd is one of those things that happens pretty quickly, y'know? More quickly than 'a while', anyway. And hey, you have a reflection!

[Video/Private]

[yourunichase]

My teeth are getting sharper.

[Video/Private]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I think that might just be you thinking sutff? Like when you feel nauseous when you think there's a teeny chance you might be pregnant, even though you have no real reason to. Or maybe that was just me.

Re: [Video/Private]

[yourunichase]

Wait. Do you think you're pregnant?

[Video/Private]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

No! That was like last year and lasted all of five minutes, I - never mind.

I think it's a flood, okay? Harper thinks he's fat, Aleera thinks everybody's hitting on her, Judas thinks...something, and you think you're a vampire.

[Video/Private]

[yourunichase]

I wanna hear this story.

Harper thinks he's fat? That's fucking hysterical.

But I really am turning into a vampire, Shego.

[Video/Private]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

It's really short. Me, Kirk, flood. Rayne got weirdly fixated on the idea I was going to be a parent. The tiniest idea that you're gonna be unleashing Kirk Jr. on the world? Totally nauseating.

But whatever, no way are you just happening to be turning into a vampire on the same day as all this other stuff. You need me to come wave my neck at you to prove it?

[Video/Private]

[yourunichase]

God, I'm so glad I didn't think that after I slept with Kirk during the amnesia flood. Really. Fuck, I'm sorry.

And no, if it's a fucking flood it'll go away soon. If it's not then I'll fucking deal with it later.

[Video/Private]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, okay.

Just - I dunno. Try not to get too crazy?

Re: [Video/Private]

[yourunichase]

Too crazy? On the fucking barge? Nah.