54. [Video.]

[yourunichase]

[Parker is sitting in front of her vanity mirror, and the camera is on her reflection. She keeps staring into her reflection.]

Do I look... pale to you?

[Parker doesn't look any paler than normal, but yay paranoia flood. She either thinks she's pregnant or a vampire or I don't know pregnant with a vampire. Possibly all at the same time. ]

Comments

Re: Video-Private.

[yourunichase]

[Frown and eyes narrowing in return.]

Excuse me?

Re: Video-Private.

[fuckitybye]

Sorry love, but they don't look any fucking sharper than normal.

[Whacks the side of his monitor.]

Maybe it's your camera fucking up?

[Totally doesn't believe her, but is humouring her. And it might be a little obvious.]

Video-Private.

[yourunichase]

[Oh humoring her.]

Wait until I turn all the way, Mr. Fucking Nice. I'm gonna come bite you.

[But not hard; Malc's a friend.]

Video-Private.

[fuckitybye]

[AAAA VISIBLE WINCE, though he brings it under control quickly. Female vampires = problem. Even if they're friends and possibly delusional ones at that.]

Jesus fuck, leave my arteries alone, yeah?

Video-Private.

[yourunichase]

[When he winced, Parker scowled in response; she doesn't know about the vamp bit.]

Fine.

Video-Private.

[fuckitybye]

Hey, I already got chewed on once, sweetheart. That's fucking enough.

Re: Video-Private.

[yourunichase]

Wait? Who the fuck fucking chewed on you?

Video-Private.

[fuckitybye]

Verona. Bint's gone now, bless her fucking pointy teeth.

Video-Private.

[yourunichase]

Lovely.