Sword swallower.

[yourunichase]

I'm going to find whoever took my 11 incher and I'm going to shove it so far up their ass!

[Parker is a sword swallower who's been with the carnival for two years. Everyone just calls her 'Parker'. And she totally doesn't bother with filters]

Comments

He didn't see shit.

[subtlescience]

I do believe I saw some children running with it. You should toddle off and stop them before someone puts an eye out. Remember what happened in Middleton?

Tsk.

Oh Snape

[yourunichase]

Hey, it's not my fault if he happened to slip while my hand was on it and his hand was on my ass.

[This may or may not have happened. It was probably a nick.]

[subtlescience]

He just ran into your knife, did he?

[yourunichase]

Ran into it twice.

[subtlescience]

As is often wont to happen when people run into knives.

[yourunichase]

Yeah. They don't believe it happened the first time, so they feel the need to try it again.