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Ohhh Death.

Seriously, if you want to fucking kill people, just shoot or stab them. This heart ripped out thing sucks.

I've died on fire and being shot and being disintegrated and this sucks the most.

The only thing good is that my damn hair grew back.

[Private to Parker]

What's your status?

[Private to Paddy]

You better be fucking alive.

[People in zero filter]

Are you all right?

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If you make me go chasing your ass down, we'll be spending dinner in the kitchen and after diner in the library reading the most boring books that I can find.

Uh-huh, but, see, you'd have to catch me first.

Parker, if I have to go out and get you, I'm going to sweep your room and take all your little tools and gadgets away.

What'd I ever do to you?

You asked me what I'd do, and that's what I'd do.

You need something to do, Parker, and the kitchens the best place to fucking start.

Do I have to be there when there are other people around?

Yes. Look Parker, I don't like people either, but the kitchen staff is good people. I trust 'em but you don't need to worry about them doing stupid.

Well. Okay.

Paddy'll look after you, and then if things don't work out, we'll talk about doing something else for a job.

Paddy's the sort of scruffy one, right?

Yeah, and he's Irish.

Right.

You ever play paintball, Parker?

No. What's that, like, baseball with paint?

Nope, it's like shooting paint out of a gun.

I've shot guns.

It's fun. If you go and not fuck around in the kitchen, I'll take you paintballing in CES.

Alright.

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