Backdated to right after the flood.

[yourunichase]

Fuck. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fucker. Fuck fuck fuck shit ass asshole whore cunt fuck shit. Damn it hell balls fuck your mother, fuck me sideways, go fuck yourself, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, balls ass shit whore cock fuck ass, motherfucker.



Now that that's out of my system...

Private to Parker

Kitchen staff, dinner and I'll show you how to cook.

Private to Paddy
You bet your ass I remember.

Comments

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Uh. What happened to you?

[yourunichase]

I spent the flood not being able to talk like a real person. I wanted to get it out of my system.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

....

You mean you couldn't curse, right?

[yourunichase]

Not only could I not curse, I couldn't even be mean. What'd you get hit with, Green?

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I think the deal was that other people could tell when I was lying.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

...How eloquent.

[yourunichase]

I'm aware. I've an ear for eloquence of expression.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Is your eloquent expression directed at anything in particular?

[yourunichase]

The removal of my agency in the fact that my words were preselected for me and my vocabulary was summarily stripped of all of my favorite words and I was forced to act as if I were in some sort of modern retelling of Shaw's Pygmalion.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

A modern retelling of Shaw's Pygmalion? Now that was just needlessly malicious of the Admiral. I could not be more sympathetic, my dear.

[actuallyagolem.livejournal.com]

Much better.

[yourunichase]

Damn fucking right. I almost had a fucking stroke.

[actuallyagolem.livejournal.com]

Well, thank G-d it's over then! It was just wrong listening to you.

[yourunichase]

It was just fucking wrong talking.

I was like Mary fucking Poppins or something.

[actuallyagolem.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it was a pretty painful couple of days.

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[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

...Damn.

private

[yourunichase]

Well, at least I was fucking amusing.

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[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Damn fucking hilarious, love.

Re: private

[yourunichase]

I need to be extra fucking scary to make up for it.

[i_like_your]

Are you seeking approved dictionary definitions?

[yourunichase]

Nope.

[i_like_your]

You suffer from obsessive compulsion?

[yourunichase]

Nope.

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[fortytwoseconds]

I thought you liked that flood.

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[yourunichase]

Hell no. That was the flood. I never like floods.