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Backdated to right after the flood.

Fuck. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fucker. Fuck fuck fuck shit ass asshole whore cunt fuck shit. Damn it hell balls fuck your mother, fuck me sideways, go fuck yourself, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, balls ass shit whore cock fuck ass, motherfucker.

Now that that's out of my system...

Private to Parker

Kitchen staff, dinner and I'll show you how to cook.

Private to Paddy
You bet your ass I remember.

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I spent the flood not being able to talk like a real person. I wanted to get it out of my system.

....

You mean you couldn't curse, right?

Not only could I not curse, I couldn't even be mean. What'd you get hit with, Green?

I think the deal was that other people could tell when I was lying.

Well, that sucks. How'd that go?

Well. I tried to dump Tim and it ended up not happening?

Why'd you wanna break up with Tim?

Kirk says I have a habit of pushing people away when my relationship with them gets too complicated.

What do you say?

I say things have started getting weird and awkward and I don't know how to fix it.

...Did you try asking him what the hell is going on in his head?

~~Kinda?~~

I think we've settled on the fact that neither of us have really done the relationship thing before, even without complicating factors like this being the Barge, so it's pretty much gonna have to be trial and error from here on out.

Good.

I think you two are a good fucking match.

I.

[It's going to take a while for her to work out whether she's going to take this as a compliment or an insult or what.]

Thanks.

[It was a compliment.]

Yep.

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