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[Parker is a slow loris, and she's trying to avoid being seen as she heads down the hallway to the kitchens in order to find some fruit. Of course, she's hard to miss as Parker, because this adorable little climby creature is swearing like a sailor.]

I am going to fucking kill the Admiral. I'm going to kill him, then wait for him to come back, then kill him again.

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Hoffman is not having an easy time with being an animal.

He doesn't have an easy time with these sorts of floods, but this one's interesting. Even though he's a poor example of hyena, he still has hyper senses. He can still sneak up on things and he's riding a wave of animal instinct.

Hunt, sleep, Eat.

And look. It might be swearing but it's small and not a predator right? Right?

So he's applying all of his hyena power to following the small furry thing around.

Sirius-as-Padfoot is dogging it around the Barge to see if there are animals in need of assistance. When he finds someone, he switches to Sirius to open doors or lift tiny animals from crevices or whatever else needs done.

He's bounding down a corridor near the kitchens because running is fun when he sees Parker. He slides to a halt and gapes at her, as best a dog can gape.

"Parker?" No one swears like Parker after all. He tilts his dog head to one side. "What the hell are you? A monkey?"

I'd say it kinda sounds like a lotta effort for someone we can't even find, but since it's the Admiral, I guess we can make an exception.

[Hello, Parker. Patrick the cape hare is just chilling in this corner looking sort of bored and a little grumpy, because opposable thumbs are things you miss more than you realize when you're suddenly turned into a lagomorph.]

[And her ranting is good for a coonhound's ears to pick up. At least he can talk to animals during this.]

I think that would be best done during a piranha breach. [He gets near her and sniffs.] Would you like a ride?

Parker was a hunter, even if she was little and small and prey-like at the moment. As a hunter, she had known the signs of her being followed. For a moment she went entirely still and then she turned her large brown eyes back behind her.

"Don't even think about it."

Loud. Loud running noises. Loud running noises make Parker want to start to climb things. Her large hands reach along the flat wall and terror starts to fill up in her chest for a moment. God, she fucking hating being scared. When he stops, Parker tries her best to scowl up at him before he spoke to her, and then she would have rolled her eyes if they could roll.

She'd given herself a headache trying to make them roll last time.

"I'm not a fucking monkey. I don't know what I am, but I'm not a fucking monkey. Howie's supposed to look me up."

I put punching him into my fucking deal. Punch him hard enough and it all becomes a moot point.

[Parker looked to the rabbit, and then she looked down to hand that she had. At least she had thumbs. Thumbs were fucking good. At least she wasn't a bunny. For a moment she didn't say anything and then she rolled her fingers open and closed. She couldn't stop doing that and it was annoying as hell.]

I'm going to need to start working out more.

[Big dog, big dog, big dog. For a moment Parker tried to blend into the wall or to climb it when she saw him. However, when he sniffled her, she scowled as much a slow loris could scowl.]

Piranha's aren't up close and personal enough.

Edited 2011-07-31 15:35 (UTC)

"Are you fast? Do you want a ride somewhere? I've never seen such big eyes! You're kind of cute, in a bizarre sort of way." He crouched down so he was more at her level, since he was still an enormous dog and she was a little...whatever she was.

"I can climb, but the fucking problem is that there aren't a lot of trees around." Parker frowned for a moment, and she looked to the ring that was serving as a loose bracelet on her arm.

"Would your warden flip his shit if I had you take me to CES?"

"John? I doubt it. Why would he?" He didn't see what the big deal was. Parker was a Warden, he would only be helping her get there. It wasn't like he was breaking into the place. "He'd probably be glad I'm doing something useful with my ability. The only reason I have it back is thanks to him."

"Fucking magic." She breathed the words softly, and then she sat up on her back feet. Her nose wiggled for a moment, and Parker actually got cuter as she thought about it. One ear wiggled, and then she reached out with a weird-shaped hand to touch him.

"If you tell anyone about this, I'll kill you while you sleep, Scruffy."

He made sure he was hunched down enough for the cute little big eyed whatever to have easy access to his back.

"Don't worry, Parker." If it was possible for a dog to smile, he was doing so now. "I won't tell anyone you rode me."

"Damn right you won't. Besides, if I rode you, it'd be much better than this fucking stupid animal flood." Frowning (which actually made her just look somewhat confused) Parker petted his fur with her padded hands, and then she took a handful of it and scampered up so that she as near his neck.

"Oh this is fucking..." Her words were a groan near his ear. Damn, she wanted Paddy and to be carried that way.Safely, in his pocket.

Ever see a hyena look nonchalant?

That's what he's managing at the moment. Looking nonchalant.

"Who's following?"

"Oh, I have no doubt." Yep, if a dog could grin, he would be grinning. Instead, his tongue was just sort of lolling out of his mouth. Once Parker was settled near his neck, he stood at his full doggy height. "If you would prefer I carry you as a person, I can do that. But if we're running into lions or whatever else on the way to the enclosure, I'm probably more threatening as the dog everyone keeps thinking is a bloody wolf."

"You're following, you idiot." Oh angry cute Parker is both angry and cute with her hands on her midsection where her hips would be.

"Why the fuck are you following me?"

"It's a public hallway!" So says the hyena licking his lips, "I can walk where I want!"

"Lions?" The animal nature of Parker's loris self stiffened at that, and she grabbed a bit tighter at his fur and tried to make herself as flat as possible. Hiding in a pocket was sounding better and better. "Who were the lions?"

"I don't know if there are actually lions, but this is the Barge. I can't imagine we're all a bunch of dogs and kitties and cuddly what-have-yous. I've seen a wolf and a goat and an enormous brown something with antlers. Cats everywhere." He started to walk down the corridor, not bounding along as he had before. "I'm used to playing with a bloody werewolf. I can handle a lion if we come across one. Just hold on tight."

"Then fucking want walk somewhere else." Chirping and spitting, the large brown eyes narrowing a bit.

Hoffman, don't make her shoot you again.

Parker just went still and chittered for a moment without really saying anything. However, her grip was painfully tight and she had burrowed her face into Sirius's fur like doing so would somehow make herself invisible as brown among black. She made a little noise that may or may not have been a very muffled "hurry up." Right now she was worried about the cats and the lions and the wolves that might decide a furry little critter without any claws might taste delicious.

Everybody'd get their go, though. [He straightens up, but immediately flops down beside of her, long ears dangling and his legs sprawled out behind him.] This is Kay, by the way.

Hoffman's only response is a barking laugh, "I'll be good. Promise."

Hoffman laughs. It's nice to be able to laugh so easily, "What're you going to do about it?"

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