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[Parker is a slow loris, and she's trying to avoid being seen as she heads down the hallway to the kitchens in order to find some fruit. Of course, she's hard to miss as Parker, because this adorable little climby creature is swearing like a sailor.]

I am going to fucking kill the Admiral. I'm going to kill him, then wait for him to come back, then kill him again.

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[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

Hoffman is not having an easy time with being an animal.

He doesn't have an easy time with these sorts of floods, but this one's interesting. Even though he's a poor example of hyena, he still has hyper senses. He can still sneak up on things and he's riding a wave of animal instinct.

Hunt, sleep, Eat.

And look. It might be swearing but it's small and not a predator right? Right?


So he's applying all of his hyena power to following the small furry thing around.

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

Sirius-as-Padfoot is dogging it around the Barge to see if there are animals in need of assistance. When he finds someone, he switches to Sirius to open doors or lift tiny animals from crevices or whatever else needs done.

He's bounding down a corridor near the kitchens because running is fun when he sees Parker. He slides to a halt and gapes at her, as best a dog can gape.

"Parker?" No one swears like Parker after all. He tilts his dog head to one side. "What the hell are you? A monkey?"

[knowsthepeople]

I'd say it kinda sounds like a lotta effort for someone we can't even find, but since it's the Admiral, I guess we can make an exception.

[Hello, Parker. Patrick the cape hare is just chilling in this corner looking sort of bored and a little grumpy, because opposable thumbs are things you miss more than you realize when you're suddenly turned into a lagomorph.]

[most_feared]

[And her ranting is good for a coonhound's ears to pick up. At least he can talk to animals during this.]

I think that would be best done during a piranha breach. [He gets near her and sniffs.] Would you like a ride?