Miss Parker (
yourunichase) wrote2012-02-11 02:30 pm
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Does anyone have any of those self-drycleaning bags? I'm almost out of them.
We need a fucking port.
[Private to Erik.]
Ready to have a grown up conversation now?
We need a fucking port.
[Private to Erik.]
Ready to have a grown up conversation now?
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Beer will do.
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And finally we are here, [he says dryly, holding out his hand - presumably for the beer.]
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[Parker knew that the file was what he'd wanted, because she'd been there herself. Once she'd been desperate to read her own file, and it had taken her fifth warden to fork it over to her.
She handed him the beer, and then she folded her hands over the file.]
Where do you want to work, Erik?
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Kitchen. Infirmary. Library.
[She didn't think maintenance was a good idea. Somehow.]
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[He's read enough to know she's on the kitchen staff, and he's pretty sure he doesn't want to spend any more time with her than is necessary. And he wants that file. So.] The library. If I must.
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[Parker scowled at him for a moment, and then she nodded.]
I'll talk to Chromie. How are you doing otherwise?
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I am waiting, Miss Parker. I've chosen a profession for this stage in my life. I believe you owe me something, now.
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I'll give it to you when we're done here. We're not fucking done. I'm your warden and I'm supposed to check in on your wellbeing. That's what I'm doing right now. So play along, alright?
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I'm fantastic. I'm in excellent health, though I can't seem to move much more than a lamp without using my arms. I'm in top form. [The smile is more than a little sour by now.] Are you satisfied?
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We'll discuss it after you've read it. I mean it, as soon as you're done.
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Oh yes. The very second I've finished.
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[She stopped herself from coupling her words with a sharp point of her finger even though she really wanted to do it.]
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Excuse me. It seems I have some reading to do.
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