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I am in hell. It's official, this is a special special hell that Jarod has set up just to fuck with me. When I find him, I am going to personally rip his special pretender brain off his body and shove it firmly in his candy and toy playing with ass.

If I don't find a cigarette soon, I am going to rip something off the walls climbing them.

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Riiiiiiiiiggghhhhhttttt

It isn't! I am no liar.

Oh, I believe that.

I know exactly where I am, and who I am. Who are you?

I know who I am. I'm Miss Parker. Who the hell are you?

Mlle. Parker, I am Armand St. Just, one of the wardens on board this vessel.

Ah yes, one of the Wardens. I suppose I should offer a salute? Or is bowing the thing to do?

Over the journal, either would be pointless, don't you think?

I was simply inquiring for future reference.

Mlle. Parker, if I met you in person the first time, I would most certainly bow to you. If you wished to curtsy in return, it would be only polite.

I'm afraid curtsying went out with petticoats and marrying your first cousin.

I'm sure I can come up with a proper salute however.

I am old-fashioned sort of man, mademoiselle. I would rather you be rude than salute me.

No worries on that front. I have a particular salute in mind.

We have those in my era as well. What have I done to you to deserve such treatment?

At the moment? You exist.

That's hardly my fault.

I suppose not. Pity.

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