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[yourunichase]

[Have a happy, relaxed looking Parker wearing a truly horrible sweater, one she refused to wear during port. She's holding a cup of eggnog and standing in front of an ornately decorated fireplace. The one in her room if you've been there before. In her hair there's a giant red bow.]

Christmas, it's lovely. I am so glad I'm here for it. I can't bake like Rex, so you should stop by for some eggnog. It's great, just like my Dad used to make.

[Added later, and Parker looks embarrassed.]

I've been assigned an inmate. Parker, you and me need to meet!

[Private to Paddy.]

[A big grin.]

I really owe you an apology. I didn't think mistletoe worked like that I was wrong.

[Private to Uhura]

Sorry I was a bitch to you before. It just really looked wrong and I know how much you hate me. It's alright though, I like you.

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[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

...what happened?

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[yourunichase]

I ran into Kay under some mistletoe.

Re: private

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Christ how old is he?

Right. Well. Yeah. I'm sure we're even, then. All is fucking well.

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[yourunichase]

I love you. Don't be mad. You should come over. I want to give you what I brought early.

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[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Love, love, wait for Christmas already...

What's up? You seem... weird.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Oh my God not you too.

Parker, are you aware you look like Santa puked on you?

[yourunichase]

I am just in the Christmas spirit. Tidings of great fucking joy and everything.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

No. No, some dweeb up in the lab turned 'Christmas spirit' into a freaking airborne epidemic. You're -

Oh, whatever. None of this is gonna sink in. When this wears off? I want you to remember that I pointed out you were wearing a sweater with chains and a bow in your hair and you decided to continue doing so.

[yourunichase]

Shego, come over and have some fucking eggnog.

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[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

I...don't hate you.

Are you alright?

Private.

[yourunichase]

I am just in the Christmas spirit.

And it's okay, I know you do.

Private.

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

No, Parker I don't hate you.

And, that's good. I suppose.

Private.

[yourunichase]

[Parker laughed.]

Well, I like you, Uhura. I'm sorry I considered shooting you in the leg. I wouldn't have shot you in the knee or anything, just the leg. A flesh wound and no permanent damage.

[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

Eggnog? With libations?

[yourunichase]

Of course with libations. It wouldn't be very good eggnog without the bourbon.

[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

Then I would absolutely love to partake, madam.

[yourunichase]

Great. Sexby is invited as well, if he wants to come.

[fortytwoseconds]

Wow, you got happy.

So what happened to the other guy?

[yourunichase]

I am happy. I'm filled with the Christmas spirit!

And I don't know, he probably fucked off. It's okay though, cause I'm here for the long haul.

[fortytwoseconds]

Oh. Good! Christmas is good.

Okay.

[yourunichase]

You wanna come over and have some eggnog?

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[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

[Have a ridiculously happy Adam]

Eggnog sounds wonderful. Thanks for the offer, Parker! And Christmas is wonderful, isn't it?

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[yourunichase]

[They can be ridiculously happy and hate everything tomorrow!]

It's so great! I love it! You should come over!

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[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

I'll gladly come over. I'll see you soon, Parker!

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[yourunichase]

Great! I look forward to it!