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[Have a happy, relaxed looking Parker wearing a truly horrible sweater, one she refused to wear during port. She's holding a cup of eggnog and standing in front of an ornately decorated fireplace. The one in her room if you've been there before. In her hair there's a giant red bow.]

Christmas, it's lovely. I am so glad I'm here for it. I can't bake like Rex, so you should stop by for some eggnog. It's great, just like my Dad used to make.

[Added later, and Parker looks embarrassed.]

I've been assigned an inmate. Parker, you and me need to meet!

[Private to Paddy.]

[A big grin.]

I really owe you an apology. I didn't think mistletoe worked like that I was wrong.

[Private to Uhura]

Sorry I was a bitch to you before. It just really looked wrong and I know how much you hate me. It's alright though, I like you.

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I'm going to come by.

and bring some fucking water.

Why are you bringing water?

Just am! Thought we could...

Okay, got no use for it, just bringing it.

...that's weird.

I've got really good eggnog, though. And cookies.

Excuse me for this but...

Blerg. Eggnog. Americans never should have bothered.

I will come steal a cookie, but on one proviso.

And why not? It's delicious!

And what's your proviso?

You put your communicator down and just talk to me for the rest of the night.

Wow, that's going to be so hard I don't know how I'm going to imagine. Just talking to you, however will I bare it?

Somehow, you will soldier on through, Parker.

It'll be hard, but I'll expect to muddle through. So, what's wrong with eggnog?

The very idea of it makes me feel ill.

Well, at least I didn't pour all the bourbon in it?

Right, I'll take that, you can have your weird fucking christmas drink.

I happen to love this weird fucking Christmas drink.

[She totally hates it.]

It's fucking foul. That is all I have to say.

It isn't!

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