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[yourunichase]

[Parker is a slow loris, and she's trying to avoid being seen as she heads down the hallway to the kitchens in order to find some fruit. Of course, she's hard to miss as Parker, because this adorable little climby creature is swearing like a sailor.]

I am going to fucking kill the Admiral. I'm going to kill him, then wait for him to come back, then kill him again.

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[most_feared]

A loris. I promise it's a real thing. [He sounds about as amused as dogs can be, though.]

Oh, but right now you smell like fruit. And leaves. And I can tell that you do.

[yourunichase]

[Pause.] It's an alien thing, isn't it?

[most_feared]

Nope, it's an Earth thing. A rare Earth thing. But an Earth thing.

[yourunichase]

Great. I need to be some fucking cute little rare earth thing that smells like fruit and leaves. Why the fuck am I not like some giant fucking cat or something?

[most_feared]

Darlin', it might damaged everyone's entire world view if they caught you marking something. [He's going to get an ear bite at some point. He can sense it.]

[yourunichase]

[If Lorises could roll their eyes, Parker would have, but she didn't.]

I'll need to keep that in mind for you, Suits.