Graduation.

[yourunichase]

Yes, yes I fucking graduated. Go me.

Parker's inmate friends.

I'm still me, but I get it if you wanna say fuck off. I hope you don't.


[Warden Filter]
Jesus Christ, are you always this disorganized and bitchy to one another, or is it just for my benefit? Hell, I always suspected it, but never thought I'd been so damn right. Listen up: Ray has a good idea. There should be someone who an inmate can go to if their warden fucks off. Do you know how many wardens I'd had? Five. How many wardens go away for periods of time? There should be someone who your inmate can go to when you're not around. Stop worrying about pissing or dick measuring contests and fucking find someone for your inmate.

The pissing and dick measuring contests are probably a shitty idea in general.



[Wardens who used to be inmates filter.]
Is is always this bad and does doing this suck this much?



[Private to Paddy-cakes]
I feel like I should apologize to you again for the bullshit when you came back.



[Private to Jarod]
If When If When you come back, you and I are going to have a very long 3 am chat about how Brigitte was the one who killed Tommy. And you being gone so long.

Comments

Private

[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

Again, you are welcome, and I shall count on you, absolutely.

Private

[deusexmechanic.livejournal.com]

So make sure that your inmate has a back up. I have one for Rex, and I didn't need to be preached at to set one up.

That's all right. The bullshit you can take or leave, anyway.

Re: Private

[una_persson]

Well, I wouldn't go so far as to say that O'Brien has any kind of point in his anti-individualist rants, but I might suggest that things would go a lot more smoothly if everyone would have the sense to realise that sometimes democracy only makes people act stupid.

Re: private

[yourunichase]

You're welcome.

Re: private

[yourunichase]

Yeah, but is there more to it when you're both yourselves?

Re: private

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

[Long, awkward, quite telling pause.] No.

Private

[yourunichase]

I can imagine. How are things going otherwise.

[amagicalmystery.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was bankin' on either "practically reborn" or "not at all."

Re: Private

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

...they're alright.

Private

[yourunichase]

Thanks, Angelica.

Re: Private

[yourunichase]

And that the Admiral should step in every once in a while?

Private-Asshole is totally a Parker compliment.

[yourunichase]

I will, if they ever fucking assign me one. And I knew you'd be good and have it done, because despite being an asshole, you're actually smart and would have thought this back up plan thing out.

Re: private

[yourunichase]

...what?

Re: Private

[yourunichase]

Uh huh.

Re: Private

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

"Uh huh"?

[Private]

[empirical_data]

I don't believe they will believe me now. In the meantime, however, I will relay the information to you as a warden. Do not read it until you are prepared to.

[And he sends her a small file of text at the bottom of the message, which is pretty much Federation tactics for evading Borg capture and a few of the sample encounters where this use became relevant.]

[fortytwoseconds]

So you're the good Parker now.

[Private]

[yourunichase]

Alright. And thank you.

Re: Private

[yourunichase]

It means I think you're full of shit.

Re: Private

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

What?

[yourunichase]

Yeah, pretty much.

[yourunichase]

I'm never the good Parker.

[Wardens] See? He's only SORT OF oblivious!

[a-bit-put-upon.livejournal.com]

Oh, you've graduated! Congratulations!

I... don't often pay attention to the affairs of the rest, specifically to avoid such strife. I see no point in it, really, unless they're my friends or addressing me.

Re: Private

[yourunichase]

What's wrong, Judas. No one goes "...they're alright" it means they're not really alright. So what gives?

Re: Private

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

All the talk of rioting scares me.