Graduation.

[yourunichase]

Yes, yes I fucking graduated. Go me.

Parker's inmate friends.

I'm still me, but I get it if you wanna say fuck off. I hope you don't.


[Warden Filter]
Jesus Christ, are you always this disorganized and bitchy to one another, or is it just for my benefit? Hell, I always suspected it, but never thought I'd been so damn right. Listen up: Ray has a good idea. There should be someone who an inmate can go to if their warden fucks off. Do you know how many wardens I'd had? Five. How many wardens go away for periods of time? There should be someone who your inmate can go to when you're not around. Stop worrying about pissing or dick measuring contests and fucking find someone for your inmate.

The pissing and dick measuring contests are probably a shitty idea in general.



[Wardens who used to be inmates filter.]
Is is always this bad and does doing this suck this much?



[Private to Paddy-cakes]
I feel like I should apologize to you again for the bullshit when you came back.



[Private to Jarod]
If When If When you come back, you and I are going to have a very long 3 am chat about how Brigitte was the one who killed Tommy. And you being gone so long.

Comments

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[empirical_data]

I have attempted very much to be agreeable, except in the past two weeks, which I regret very much. Though I am welcome to suggestions.

...What significance does a "dick measuring contest" have? Not all wardens have that particular anatomy.

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[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Wasn't planning to.

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[subtlescience]

It is, it does, mind what you say.

You're at the bottom of the proverbial totem pole, and Captain Adams fancies herself at the top

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[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

As far as I can see, wardens are always this disorganized, and while I've yet to be assigned, I see no sign that it doesn't, as you say, always 'suck this much'.

I quite agree that Ray's idea was wise, as I remember quite a few times while I was an inmate that it would have benefited me greatly to have someone to go to.

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[bigbad]

I've been mostly ignoring it. I figure the people who care'll sort it out eventually.

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[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

Congratulations are in order, madam.

Unfortunately, you'll find that a unified front amongst wardens does not exist. Certainly in some cases we agree, but it would seem that each individual warden has their own idea about what the job should be and must entail. Bickering occurs quite often, as it will when each man and woman acts with their own authority.

I wish I could shed a better light on things, but it would not be the truth. And I would welcome you, but somehow I think it would cheapen what you have accomplished. It is less that you are now a warden and more than you have graduated.

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[una_persson]

Congratulations and welcome to the cat herd.

It's really not always this bad, to be honest; I think everyone has been particularly tightly-wound for a solid month, at least. On my better days I reckon it's no more or less what one might expect of a group of headstrong personalities.

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[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

It is better once you've an Inmate of your own to focus upon.

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[greatlightother.livejournal.com]

What good news!

But...unfortunately, you're seeing the nasty side of what goes on. I'm sorry that it looks that way to you. I promise, it's not all bad. There are lots of good times when we can all work together!

Wardens:

[acid_rayne]

Nominating a contingency warden's one thing. Having your inmate choose someone they think is best suited to complain about and fuck you over's, quite another.

Would've worked out real bad when I had Firefly. Not to mention all the undead who a certain someone used to argue were mentally incapable of hurting a human being.

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[imjustpretty.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the support. That's a good point, actually; didn't think about that. That there are wardens around who used to be inmates, I mean. Got any other, y'know. Useful hints?

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[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

...It was deserved bullshit.

As for the sucking this much? Fuck if I know, Parker, but I've always kinda waved my hands vaguely at the fucking rules and done what I thought was the best. Sometimes, aye, going along with the rules is the best. And sometimes, just shrugging and doing whatever I fucking well feel like is better.

Talking of which. As of... when I tell everyone, you're on 'inventory'.

Second point, look out for Neil so I don't fucking get pestered by Nathan every ten minutes.

Third point, Graduate Tuesdays in the pub needs to happen sooner rather than later. Even if we're the only ones who show.

Fourth point, don't worry if you don't get on with a shit ton of wardens. I'm fairly sure you and Uhura are my only warden mates. Which is a fucking sorry state of affairs, but expected.

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[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

I'd like to think we could at least be a little more organised than we've appeared.

And I imagine you do, from the past week, think of me as some sort of completely bigoted idiot, but... there's context.

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[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

I won't treat you any differently if don't treat me any differently.

[amagicalmystery.livejournal.com]

Congratulations.

Feel any different?

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[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

It doesn't matter to me. You're not the type to act like a complete asshole if you got some power.

[fortytwoseconds]

So you're the good Parker now.

[Wardens] See? He's only SORT OF oblivious!

[a-bit-put-upon.livejournal.com]

Oh, you've graduated! Congratulations!

I... don't often pay attention to the affairs of the rest, specifically to avoid such strife. I see no point in it, really, unless they're my friends or addressing me.

Warden filter.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

The more I thought on it, the more I back it up.

And congratulations, Parker. I'll bake you something! Chocolate or vanilla?

[yeehawkiller.livejournal.com]

Congratulations. You should let me buy you a drink.