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[yourunichase]

[Parker is a slow loris, and she's trying to avoid being seen as she heads down the hallway to the kitchens in order to find some fruit. Of course, she's hard to miss as Parker, because this adorable little climby creature is swearing like a sailor.]

I am going to fucking kill the Admiral. I'm going to kill him, then wait for him to come back, then kill him again.

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[yourunichase]

[For a moment, Parker just blinked as the top of her head became wet. And then he apologized to her. She had been licked. For a moment, Parker fluctuated between rage and amusement and then she just climbed him.]

At least I just want to climb things.

[But the words were muttered more to herself than to him.]

[most_feared]

[Having a slow loris climbing you is kind of strange, but he has good ears for it. He slowly rises up with her.] I'd much rather be climbing and have thumbs, to be honest.

[yourunichase]

But at least people know what you are. [Parker, bitter about something that the Admiral had done? There's no way!]

People have no clue what the hell I am other than fucking cute.

[most_feared]

You're a loris. [He saw an Arquellian switch out for a tamarin suit once.] You smell pretty good too.

Or maybe I just think you do right now. This is fucked up.

[yourunichase]

I'm a what? [Yeah, to Parker that totally sounded like a made up word.]

I would normally fucking smell good, Kay. [So not preening. So not preening... Okay. Maybe preening a little.]

[most_feared]

A loris. I promise it's a real thing. [He sounds about as amused as dogs can be, though.]

Oh, but right now you smell like fruit. And leaves. And I can tell that you do.

[yourunichase]

[Pause.] It's an alien thing, isn't it?

[most_feared]

Nope, it's an Earth thing. A rare Earth thing. But an Earth thing.

[yourunichase]

Great. I need to be some fucking cute little rare earth thing that smells like fruit and leaves. Why the fuck am I not like some giant fucking cat or something?

[most_feared]

Darlin', it might damaged everyone's entire world view if they caught you marking something. [He's going to get an ear bite at some point. He can sense it.]

[yourunichase]

[If Lorises could roll their eyes, Parker would have, but she didn't.]

I'll need to keep that in mind for you, Suits.