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Video.
This place keeps getting curiouser and curiouser.
[Have Parker as Alice in the blue dress looking a bit confused.]
[Have Parker as Alice in the blue dress looking a bit confused.]
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Back.-Video post
[There is a click and a movement, because Parker's come back with her journal in her hand, and has accidentally turned it on as she pulled her hand closer to her face. Her voice is a still sleeping mumble.]
Goodbye, Tommy.
[And then she stretched and looks toward the window and realizes... that's not her view.]
What the fucking hell?
[The communicator is dropped onto the floor and Parker moves over in PJs to try to open the window and can't clearly.]
Where the fuck am I?
[Barge amnesea will only last until she sees someone she knows. Then there will probably be more spam later when she talks to someone about how this place changed her so much she couldn't kill Brigitte. ]
Goodbye, Tommy.
[And then she stretched and looks toward the window and realizes... that's not her view.]
What the fucking hell?
[The communicator is dropped onto the floor and Parker moves over in PJs to try to open the window and can't clearly.]
Where the fuck am I?
[Barge amnesea will only last until she sees someone she knows. Then there will probably be more spam later when she talks to someone about how this place changed her so much she couldn't kill Brigitte. ]
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Audio.
You know, as far as ports go, that was quite probably the best damn one there's ever been. Admiral, I know you did New York at Christmas, so let's plan on doing that again.
Granted, getting my costume while drunk was god damn hilarious, but it's not like I'm ever going to need to wear it again.
Also if anyone even looks at my Chinese food in the freezer, I'm going to rip their god damn lungs out with my bar ha--
[And then her post is cut off, and Parker poofs for her final canon review. When she comes back on Thursday, she'll be all ready to graduate. If you wanna come and have someone see why the audio is still running in her room, awesome. If not that's awesome too. Oh! She'll have one day of amnesia, but it'll be fine.]
Granted, getting my costume while drunk was god damn hilarious, but it's not like I'm ever going to need to wear it again.
Also if anyone even looks at my Chinese food in the freezer, I'm going to rip their god damn lungs out with my bar ha--
[And then her post is cut off, and Parker poofs for her final canon review. When she comes back on Thursday, she'll be all ready to graduate. If you wanna come and have someone see why the audio is still running in her room, awesome. If not that's awesome too. Oh! She'll have one day of amnesia, but it'll be fine.]
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Is anyone else just fucking waiting for zombies to come out?
By the way, I may need someone to bail my ass out if one more stupid fundamentalist tells me or some kid that they're going to hell again. Right now I'm in a bar. Anyone want a drink?
And I'm not wearing a fucking costume.
By the way, I may need someone to bail my ass out if one more stupid fundamentalist tells me or some kid that they're going to hell again. Right now I'm in a bar. Anyone want a drink?
And I'm not wearing a fucking costume.
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God fucking damn it. Why do I feel like I haven't moved in weeks? What the fuck? Why the hell do I need to have to deal with a fucking flood in addition to all of you lovely people?
What the fucking hell?
[Edited after learning of her two week absence.]
Alright, what the fuck have I missed while I've been gone. Where the hell is Paddy?
[Parker's back because I fail at making sure I have the source material for her canon update and because Hulu switched over to season 1 rather then four without announcing they were gonna be do doing it. Derp. She'll be going off again sometime next week. Also, clearly affected as hell.]
What the fucking hell?
[Edited after learning of her two week absence.]
Alright, what the fuck have I missed while I've been gone. Where the hell is Paddy?
[Parker's back because I fail at making sure I have the source material for her canon update and because Hulu switched over to season 1 rather then four without announcing they were gonna be do doing it. Derp. She'll be going off again sometime next week. Also, clearly affected as hell.]
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I hate floods like this. I've just got this weird fucking feeling in my stomach that I'm going to hate it more once I get wherever the fuck it's telling me to go.
[John, Parker's looking for ya and being an angry bitch about it. Sorry.]
[John, Parker's looking for ya and being an angry bitch about it. Sorry.]
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Well, it could have been worse.
Funny, you would have thought I'd forgotten how to do that when I became myself but I didn't.
So, everyone back in one piece? Genius boy, you fuck off too?
Angelica, you okay?
Funny, you would have thought I'd forgotten how to do that when I became myself but I didn't.
So, everyone back in one piece? Genius boy, you fuck off too?
Angelica, you okay?
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Sword swallower.
I'm going to find whoever took my 11 incher and I'm going to shove it so far up their ass!
[Parker is a sword swallower who's been with the carnival for two years. Everyone just calls her 'Parker'. And she totally doesn't bother with filters]
[Parker is a sword swallower who's been with the carnival for two years. Everyone just calls her 'Parker'. And she totally doesn't bother with filters]
A crack in the mirror.
Does anyone else have a weird sense of waiting for something?
[Private to Paddy and Judas, separate-like]
Doing better?
[Private to Aleera]
I wanna talk to you about something?
[Private to Denise.]
So what the hell do I need to do to graduate?
[Private to Jarod-voice.]
Are you alive, wonderboy?
[Private to Paddy and Judas, separate-like]
Doing better?
[Private to Aleera]
I wanna talk to you about something?
[Private to Denise.]
So what the hell do I need to do to graduate?
[Private to Jarod-voice.]
Are you alive, wonderboy?
Post-port trauma
Dear Admiral Fuckup:
You're a sadistic bastard. I hope you know that.
[Private to Laura.]
How are you doing since we got back? Do you wanna... have a drink or something?
[Separate Privates to Parker's people: Adam, Malc, Irene, Bela, Ned, Aleera, Jarod, more people that my brain is blanking on. If you think you should be here, ya are.]
Are you alive and out there?
You're a sadistic bastard. I hope you know that.
[Private to Laura.]
How are you doing since we got back? Do you wanna... have a drink or something?
[Separate Privates to Parker's people: Adam, Malc, Irene, Bela, Ned, Aleera, Jarod, more people that my brain is blanking on. If you think you should be here, ya are.]
Are you alive and out there?
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- denise is my warden,
- green is my favorite color,
- hey jude,
- judas is parker's surrogate broots,
- no fuck no,
- nothing in my life is about jarod ever,
- parker actually cares about people,
- parker has a gun and a bad idea,
- parker has abandonment issues,
- parker has jarod issues,
- parker is freaked out,
- parker/gun=otp!,
- the barge sucks,
- where my irish at?
Voice.
One fucking person calls me Catherine Lyle, and I'll personally remove your larynx with a spoon and a smile.
Right, where the fuck are my people? Denise, Jarod, Green, Jude, Mulder, check in please.
I wanna get out of here.
Laura, you're Paddy's inmate, right?
[Parker is totally pacing in one of the rooms, but she's not stupid enough to go below alone. Spam this up if ya wanna. I may be going out for a bit this evening, but I'll tag when I get back.]
Right, where the fuck are my people? Denise, Jarod, Green, Jude, Mulder, check in please.
I wanna get out of here.
Laura, you're Paddy's inmate, right?
[Parker is totally pacing in one of the rooms, but she's not stupid enough to go below alone. Spam this up if ya wanna. I may be going out for a bit this evening, but I'll tag when I get back.]
60. Ask me no questions and I'll tell ya no lies.
You know, I really don't feel affected this time. Thank god for that, I'm sick of the Admiral's bad driving skills.
[Parker is affected as hell. By the way, if your characters ask her her first name (which they will) her response will always get staticed or somehow drowned out. Otherwise, have at.]
[Parker is affected as hell. By the way, if your characters ask her her first name (which they will) her response will always get staticed or somehow drowned out. Otherwise, have at.]
59. Parker makes 4 am calls, damn it.
[Filtered to Paddy, Billy and Judas.]
We should do something, you know together.
Other than quitting smoking.
[Private to Jarod, voice.]
Ring ring.
We should do something, you know together.
Other than quitting smoking.
[Private to Jarod, voice.]
Ring ring.
57. Damn it.
No one gets to punch Jarod, kill him or kick his ass other than me.
Damn it.
[Private to Denise]
Denise I need more cigarettes.
Damn it.
[Private to Denise]
Denise I need more cigarettes.
56. Fuck fuck fuck.-Open spam.
[Those people on the sixth level might here a large amount of swearing and possibly things getting kicked around. People who know her probably get why this is a huge deal.]
[Multiple people checking in is totally chill.]
[Multiple people checking in is totally chill.]
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55. One year.
You've got to be kidding me. A year. I've been here a year. What has a year gotten me? Five wardens, a fucking boatload of trauma and bullshit. The only good thing about this place is that people from home aren't here.
And I'm not a fucking vampire. God damn floods.
And I'm not a fucking vampire. God damn floods.
54. [Video.]
[Parker is sitting in front of her vanity mirror, and the camera is on her reflection. She keeps staring into her reflection.]
Do I look... pale to you?
[Parker doesn't look any paler than normal, but yay paranoia flood. She either thinks she's pregnant or a vampire or I don't know pregnant with a vampire. Possibly all at the same time. ]
Do I look... pale to you?
[Parker doesn't look any paler than normal, but yay paranoia flood. She either thinks she's pregnant or a vampire or I don't know pregnant with a vampire. Possibly all at the same time. ]
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53. Camp Anawanna we hold you in our hearts? [Video.]
[Video. Parker is clearly standing on her bunk, and she looks vaguely unnerved. Her voice is a low whisper.]
Um. I don't wanna be a brat or anything... but is it possible to change cabins? I think there's something under my sheets.
[Is that a rustling? Why yes it is. The camera dart down to the foot of the bed and is turned off with a little squeak that could either be girl or something else. Parker has the great misfortune to be in the Marquis's cabin.]
Um. I don't wanna be a brat or anything... but is it possible to change cabins? I think there's something under my sheets.
[Is that a rustling? Why yes it is. The camera dart down to the foot of the bed and is turned off with a little squeak that could either be girl or something else. Parker has the great misfortune to be in the Marquis's cabin.]