yourunichase | Graduation.

Yes, yes I fucking graduated. Go me.

Parker's inmate friends.

I'm still me, but I get it if you wanna say fuck off. I hope you don't.

[Warden Filter]
Jesus Christ, are you always this disorganized and bitchy to one another, or is it just for my benefit? Hell, I always suspected it, but never thought I'd been so damn right. Listen up: Ray has a good idea. There should be someone who an inmate can go to if their warden fucks off. Do you know how many wardens I'd had? Five. How many wardens go away for periods of time? There should be someone who your inmate can go to when you're not around. Stop worrying about pissing or dick measuring contests and fucking find someone for your inmate.

The pissing and dick measuring contests are probably a shitty idea in general.

[Wardens who used to be inmates filter.]
Is is always this bad and does doing this suck this much?

[Private to Paddy-cakes]
I feel like I should apologize to you again for the bullshit when you came back.

[Private to Jarod]
If ~~When~~ If When you come back, you and I are going to have a very long 3 am chat about how Brigitte was the one who killed Tommy. And you being gone so long.

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I'll do my job. And cook too, you can bet your ass on that.

Well, I'm glad he isn't you otherwise all that flirting I did with you would make me feel really creepy in hindsight. ~~And old~~. That said, Neil's post made me want an ipod. Stupid 1999.

Did you really just say 'See you next Tuesday to me?"

I feel like it all the time, but probably because it's so new. And I'm worried that people I'm friend's with won't be anymore.

Good stuff.

Well, I feel fucking creepy sometimes talking to the kid. And pssh, Parker, think how the guys from the seventies and earlier fucking well feel. I guess I'm lucky.

At the fucking latest. See you next fucking hour, more like.

I worried the hell about that too, Parker, but the people who are decent mates, and not just conveniences, they'll stick around.

You've never heard that "See you next Tuesday" is slang for calling people a cunt?

Not in my fucking country, love.

Right. You assholes just call people cunts to their faces. What's the worst swear you can call an brit, Paddy-cakes?

Cunt is probably it.

That'll cut someone deep.

(bonus joke: what's the only animal with a cunt half way up it's back? a police horse.)

Well, that's boring.

How many times did ya tell that joke?

If you wanted creative swearing, you need to get Malc back. HEY. YOU COULD BE HIS WARDEN. Sell it to the Admiral.

Less than you'd think.

Yeah, cause it wouldn't be at all awkward to have your friend as your inmate. Besides, he liked me a bit.

Laura's my fucking inmate.

...and there's more to this than just us being mates.

Yeah, but is there more to it when you're both yourselves?

[Long, awkward, quite telling pause.] No.

...what?

I said no.

Yeah, but your pause said something totally fucking different, Paddy-cakes.

...Look, I ain't, and haven't, done anything you need to concern yourself with.

Put it this way. There was an incident. I can't, and won't, talk about it.

Fine.

...will you just say if it's what was bothering you after the House on Haunted Hill port?

Aye, that was it.

Then alright, I won't bring it up again.

Graduation.

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